Kick Names, Take Ass

“Do you support OCs × canon characters” buddy 30% of my conscious mental activity is devoted to that very topic

Does anyone know what to do

don't neglect your female blorbos. put HER in the torment nexus. give HER some old lady yuri. ship HER with everyone under the sun

you know no shade to the original Barbie filmography but I do feel like the 2023 Barbie movie about a doll that suddenly becomes aware of her own mortality which sets her off on a quest to repair gender trauma and realize her own humanity while also leading a resistance coalition against a tyrannical Ken government is way more accurate to the absolutely unhinged way we actually played with barbies, like it’s not quite the level of making your Barbies conspire to run someone over with a car and hide the body before getting into a fight over a decades old affair but it’s closer

does everyone know that fandom is supposed to be fun. you're supposed to have fun when you play with dolls guys.

What on earth possessed you to do this?

It’s what obi-wan would have wanted.

i'm not actually mad i just like the comedic delivery of righteous but pointless anger