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whenever i see a girl complaining abt her shitty boyfriend and she says that “guys are just like that!” i’m always so sad, because i know girls that are in happy and healthy romantic relationships with men! having a crappy, horrible boyfriend is not something that’s inevitable if you like men. if a man isn’t fulfilling your needs or if he’s simply just a piece of crap, you don’t have to stay in a relationship with him. not to be cliché, but not all men are like that!!! if your man ain’t shit, find a better one!!! it’ll all be alright, please realise and admit to yourself that you deserve better, and that better is out there!!! you need to put yourself first.

leon-kennedy-is-a-slut-deactiva

or you can just find a girl instead hadhdjh,,

actualnymph

I’m bisexual. This post is about men.

mockiatoh

The idea that women who don’t date women should, what, remain single or just accept the idea that men will treat them poorly isn’t a cute gay mood tbh, it’s abuse apologism and deeply misogynistic.

nothorses

also as someone who was abused by a female romantic partner: shut the fuck up lol

I know this is hard for some of you to grasp, but being a woman does not make you incapable of doing harm to others.

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heavyweightheart

The argument for standing desks (intended to sell them) that humans didn’t “evolve to” sit at a desk all day is so absurd... how is the solution to this standing at a desk all day lol? That’s also awful, and worse or impossible for many people (ask cashiers). What we’re not “evolved to do” is sell 40+ hours a week of our lives to companies who pay us a fraction of the value we create. We’re not evolved to stare at a corporate screen or fake politeness for customers or tear ourselves away from the things & people we actually care about for so many hours a week that we have broken spirits and exhausted bodies even in our “free” time. That onion article about scientists recommending not only standing at your desk but walking right out of the office is both very funny and genuinely accurate (not that scientific institutions are actually recommending it, but the science supports it)

libertarirynn-deactivated202006

Wholesome.

peppervl

They went to the pumpkin patch this year too.

jagermortis-deactivated20200817

if i never post anything else on tumblr, i'll be stoked to know that this was my last post.

kingjaffejoffer

Executive chef at a top Thai restaurant tells Gordon Ramsay that his Pad Thai is trash [x]

minusthelove

Lmao “what do you want to know from me?” Fuck!

katjohnadams

So no one thinks that Gordon’s being “Put in his place” or something, this is from Gordon’s show where he specifically goes to places around the world to be schooled in how they do their cuisine and un-fuck the British (Imperialist but we can’t admit that on TV, but he does hint STRONGLY at it in some episodes) way of cooking “exotic” dishes by learning from the people who do it best.

That’s the world’s most successful chef putting himself in a position to learn from chefs around the world in world-class restaurants, grandmother’s houses, in a cramped make-shift kitchen on a rocking and speeding steam train, and more. He doesn’t shy away from learning from people who’ve never been in the remote vicinity of a culinary arts school or run a “professional” kitchen.

And here he’s showing a chef what he thinks of as Pad Thai and if you don’t think one of the most talented chefs on earth didn’t know he was specifically setting himself up to fail to make a point to his audience, then hopefully you do now! <3

brunhiddensmusings

the context- he wasnt saying ‘heres my world famous pad tai for you to sample, a recipe i hold more dear then my own mother’ its closer to ‘here, this is how i was taught to cook pad tai in liverpool by a man named charles, how far off am i?’

adventures-in-a-world-of-fiction

I also think the precise criticism is interesting. The other chef doesn’t say it’s bad. He definitely doesn’t say it’s trash. He doesn’t say it’s a bad meal. What he says is that it’s not pad thai. It’s been labelled as a specific thing and it doesn’t resemble that thing to someone from that culture.

threesideddream

now Billie Eilish saying that Drake stays texting her and that's like the fourth underaged girl to say that she texts him a lot or get hit on by him (that we know of) so can y'all stop acting like the pedophilic behavior is some weird coincidence and not a man preying on young girl? that man is THIRTY FUCKING THREE. fuck is he texting 17 year old for. I should beat his ass.

crimeshetyped

This is literally no different then R Kelly but his fans will paint it differently just wait on it

symphonicseauxl

Oh yikes

guccixcucci

His best friend went to jail for human trafficking. When are people gonna wake up

daarntootin

Watching that interview was crushing. All she could talk about when she brought him up was how nice he is, and you could see in her face how happy it made her that he texted her. That he was kind to her. That they hadn’t ever met but she had his number in her phone now, I mean come on it’s Drake. And I just wanted to reach through my phone and hold her because I am 100% sure he is nice to her, I bet he showers her in kindness, tell her how talented she is, that she’s increíble and like no one else. That listening to her sing makes him smile, that the way her face lights up when she sings is magic, that her style and confidence is so unique and she is nothing like any girl he knows, certainly nothing like any girl her age and man it is just so exciting that she’s going to be 18 soon! It’s a crazy and cool age being an adult now!

And I was fed those lines too. And I fell for them too and they weren’t even from Drake just some college kid who made me feel special. So special that ignored how hard he kissed me. That he touched me in ways I didn’t like when other people were around. But he was so nice to me, he was so good so it was fine. Besides I was special. I wasn’t like any other girl my age.

Fuck Drake. Fuck every man like Drake. I hope and pray that any man who’s ever looked at a young woman in a predatory nature spontaneously combusts and then rots in hell.

And I hope Billie Eilish is okay when he stops being nice because it feels like the world has ended. And I don’t know how you do that with the whole world watching.

jabbawonker

Men in their 30s should stay far the fuck away from teenaged girls and men in their 30s who repeatedly 'befriend' teenage girls are not to be trusted.

ethantherenegade

didn’t this shit happen with Millie Bobby Brown too?

namoriasblog

It did... and that’s the scary part. He’s doing this to so many girls

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femcassidy

prophecy class cancelled due to foreseen circumstances

happifying-things

ororomunroedontpullout

Someone help her

auckie

No. This is her hell.

the-suburban-craft

weenis

Please stop scrolling for one second!

If you've been on Twitter or seen the Tumblr post, you've likely seen one of these tweets:

[id: first picture is a tweet by @beaackupburner that reads "if cancel culture is real then how come ive had to see projared's ugly little rat face modeling a shirt for his soulless girlfriends shirt company that says 'cancelled' on it after he solicited his fanbase of teens for sexual favors." second tweet reads "i think it would be a good thing if people could not make money off of the fact that they are serial sexual predators." a third tweet by holly conrad's clothing brand "trash coven" promoting their new shirt that says cancelled, and a fourth picture with projared wearing said shirt. /end id]

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Well guess what?

I made my own shirt!

It's the same design, recreated, and instead of "Cancelled" it says "Stop Supporting Sexual Violence."

You can buy it on TeePublic or RedBubble.

They come in shirts, stickers, bottles, you name it. And want to know the best part?

100% of the proceeds I receive go to Solace, my local crisis treatment center.

"Serving those who have experienced sexual violence and other traumas. Spanish speaking staff are onsite for clinical, education and advocacy services."

Please reblog! Because even if you don't want to buy something, someone else might and that means a larger donation for the people who need it.

myboyfriendpetebuttigieg

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

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theocseason4

some of you.. have never watched a telenovela and it shows

jesuscumsock

i dont even know what that is

theocseason4

and it shows

definitlynotafiredemon

A tenenovela is not the same as a soap opera, a tenenovela is far more superior because you can die three times, fake your death twice, have another person’s baby, find out your parents aren’t your parents, know your real parents, get into a love triangle twice with 7 different people and you still get a happy ending twelve thousand episodes later

mjalti

a soap opera WISHES

gahdamnpunk

If you haven’t heard there is a literal massacre going on in Sudan.

People are getting kidnapped, arrested, raped and killed. This has been going on for a few days now but naturally there’s hardly any media coverage.

THE WORLD CARES MORE ABOUT AN EMPTY CHURCH IN FRANCE THAN HUNDREDS OF INNOCENT BLACK MUSLIMS DYING IN SUDAN.

There are a few ways to help:

- Emergency Medical Aid Donation

- Facebook campaign raising funds for food and other necessities

- International Rescue Committee

- Save The Children

Even if you can’t donate please help spread the news!!

#SudanMassacre

sugarseros-deactivated20221026

here’s a few more additions i found from twitter bc some people still don’t understand the extent of this massacre

eevee-nicks-deactivated20200325

Update

I think Princess Zelda lost her pregnancy :( Or else she gave birth and killed the babies, which is particularly sad because Samus is the one who impregnated her. At any rate she isn’t pregnant anymore.

To recap for anyone who missed it, Samus was found dead behind the castle a couple of weeks ago. Link died not long after that, so it’s just been Zelda, Bayonetta, and Pikachu chilling out with some snails.

Of course, none of those three can impregnate each other so no one is pregnant or coupled off right now. Pikachu’s babies are growing well. There are six still living. There were seven, but one escaped and Bayonetta ate it.

Because of course these updates always have to involve someone eating someone else. *sigh*

quasahi-deactivated20210425

excuse me what

zizibutik

UPDATE: THOSE ARE OP’S FISHES

eevee-nicks-deactivated20200325

Blogging about my aquarium is fun

osakasshitpit

What the FUCK I really thought this was about shitty fanfics

werewolf-cuddles

oh god i haven’t laughed this hard in ages

cheyneshapedvoid

A FUCKING WILD RIDE

eevee-nicks-deactivated20200325

This post is over a year old and just wont die lol

johnkuzlak

it deserves immortality

eevee-nicks-deactivated20200325

This is it. My magnum opus. My contribution to the world.

It’s weird to think that more people on the planet know me for this than any other single thing I’ve ever done in my life.

sinnahsaint

I was honnestly surprised it wasn’t sims.

thehalfelven

“ I really thought this was about shitty fanfics“

*typing furiously* Well it is NOW

myboyfriendpetebuttigieg

True crime podcast: Police say the suspect not only murdered his victims, but dismembered and ate their body parts piece by piece. I guess they had never heard of Blue Apron. Blue Apron provides dozens of delicious meals for

queerglassescutie

Not to be dramatic but where the fuck is my boyfriend!? I feel like I should have one by now..

queerglassescutie

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leatherbars

im sorry but this is THE FUNNIEST thing i ever read with my own two eyes

sharpestrose

celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725

Oh are we cancelling Pennywise now? Pennywise do something problematic?

catchymemes

“My mom painted this and said no one would like it. It’s her 2nd painting.”

“I painted somebody’s mom”

“Took a while and not perfect, but i painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom”

“I painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom who painted an egret”

“I painted the guy who painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the mom who painted a bird”

“When it sinks in that I stayed up most of the night to paint a meme for internet points…”

yetimati

…And nobody thought to post other “branchs” of this chain? Yes, it’s ‘branchS’, plural, because apparently we also have these:

Bit wonky, but I painted the woman who painted the guy who painted the lady who painted the swan.

Bit shitty, but I painted the woman who painted the woman who painted the guy who painted the lady who painted the swan

I painted u/Shitty_WaterColour who painted the woman who painted the woman who painted the guy who painted the lady who painted the swan

I painted u/color_on_a_page who painted u/Shitty_WaterColour who painted the woman who painted the woman who painted the guy who painted someone’s mom who painted a swan

Oh well, here’s yet another layer

Another branch, starting from the girl with the white background:

Took an hour or so but I painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the other guys mom

I didn’t like how reddit treated the iPad guy so I painted the guy that painted the girl that who painted the guy who painted the other guys mom on my iPad.

Continue from OP’s branch:

I haven’t painted in two years and I’m glad for the inspiration!!

A painting of the guy who hasn’t painted in years painting the guy who painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the girl who painted the other girl who painted the guy who painted the other guys mom

Same ‘level’ as the one above:

Usually lurking but not today…plaid was a great challenge!

Continue! With a cat!

We painted the guy that painted the other guy who hadn’t painted in 2 years who painted the other guy who painted the girl that painted the guy who painted the girl that painted the guy that painted some guy’s mother who painted a swan whilst making them all an NPC in the process

Honorary mentioned:

Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep!!!

And finally, The Great Family Tree (some branch is not in the picture, pls click the link below for the full list:

This seems necessary…

https://nubleh.github.io/i_painted/

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