Lazy Journal

Did you know you can use Amazon to search for products and identify brands that have the specific things you're looking for and compare between brands, and then- here's the thing Bezos doesn't want you to know. Once you decide what you want, you can go buy it directly from that brand instead of getting it from Amazon. It may or may not be cheaper, because Amazon heavily penalizes products that have cheaper options off site. But you know the money is going to the company that made the thing instead of Amazon. I don't think I've ever done this and spent MORE money than I would have on Amazon.

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

I will forever be profoundly unimpressed with people who take pride in their unkindness to others

im going to explode in the kiln

we’re gonna be ok btw

it’s ok if you’re scared. or tired. or unsure. or one million billion other complicated emotions at once. but i’ve decided things are going to be ok anyway. and i will hold that belief close to my heart no matter how scared or tired or lonely or depressed or one million billion other things i am. i will hold onto that. and if you’re scared, you can hold onto me. we can carry each other through

Whenever they gave us one of those "read through ALL the instructions before you begin!" trick assignments in school where the steps lead you on an increasingly ridiculous goose chase until the final one tells you to just put your name on the paper and turn it in without doing anything else, I was always like, "Okay, but what's the point? Surely the REAL world won't be anything like this." And then I grew up and discovered that not only is the real world often exactly like that, some people won't even read the first line of the instructions even if they make perfect sense. And these people are called "co-workers"