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Wait. Which song? I don't remember a boycott.

I think it’s “try it in a small town”.

@omgosky so, why was this being boycotted? Did Aldeen do some shit? Or is it just saying that small town folk take care of each other on principal somehow sending a bad message, when in most cases that is, to some degree, true?

Friend reblog!

please tell me that everyone else also scrolled down, saw the caption on the second photo, and scrolled back up to double-check

The apex predator is at work

Mmmmm, the flavors of fake pussy are exactly what I need for my unidentified meat stick in a bun

I need to see a bitches arm vein while she chokes me, I need a death grip on my throat

He would not fucking say that

Have you ever tried squeezing his throat to get the honey, though? You actually would need a deathgrip.

I’m sold on this like a whore on a corner. Let’s GOOOOOO!

The discovery that we had it backwards and that more realistic cave paintings are generally older than more abstract ones is exciting from an anthropological perspective, because it demonstrates that art movements have existed for as long as art has, but I have to imagine there’s some poor biologist out there somewhere going “you mean to tell me that our Paleolithic ancestors had the ability and means to record realistic, highly detailed depictions of contemporary flora and fauna the whole time and simply chose not to?”

What if they were prehistoric comics and those ones with the dinosaurs were actually real after they found some bones or some shit and were like “man, what if we fucking fought this bitch?”

I am so fucking happy for this penguin

i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever

ITS BACK

THIS IS MY FAVORITE

IT’S BACK

This has to be up there with the funniest shit ever.

gonna reblog it everytime

IT HAS RETURNED TO US

Wow I have not seen this in years, tumblr classic

have I reblogged this yet

what-

I REMEMBER IT’S BIRTH

3 million note post

All these kids are in their 30s by now.

@hellsite-hall-of-fame just in case you didn’t have this one yet

this pleases me for unknown reasons

What’s this guy saying? Anyone here speak bird?

In very general terms, a gun is an antibiotic

by “general” you evidently mean “not what the word means at all”

Anti biotic. It makes biological things dead. So many weapons and hunting implements could be considered antibiotics if we go by that definition.

no, because “biotic” as a separate word doesn’t mean “biological organism”, it means “caused by biological organism”. antibiotic is “a medicine (such as penicillin or its derivatives) that inhibits the growth of or destroys microorganisms” or “a type of antimicrobial substance active against bacteria”, and an anti biotic would be a nonsense series of words. an “against caused by a biological organism”. yup, that’s a coherent sentence. that’s not even a “well if we went by this valid definition…” that’s an “I don’t know word”.

Definitely yes. But dumb brains see “bio” and just think “biological” and ignore all other context and letters. Antibiotic has to be twisted a bunch from its very legitimate and cemented definition to make this shower thought

yes, so my initial comment is correct.

A gun is not “an” antibiotic, but it is, using dictionary definitions, “antibiotic.” The adjective version of the word is much broader, simply being “tending to prevent, inhibit, or destroy life.” If you were to broaden the definition of the noun to the level of the adjective (if that makes sense) the shower thought would be correct. Or if they took out the word “an.” Less of a twisting of the definition than a stretching.

#so many people saying 'the center should be mint because the final layer#is actually ice cold#you kids are out here eating mint on your spicy pizzas?!#HEATHENS

Makes sense though. We're talking about hell here, even if it is in pie form. Heathens go where again?

And tbf, it's not like Applebee's is hosting a "child bride" event to bring people in

I’m sorry but your golden retriever boyfriend got out of the house and into the street and well Um.. I’m not sure how to say this…

absolutely criminal that the only way to get resturant staff to spit or cum in your food/drink is to be mean to them, such subby bitches

every time I go out to eat I have to make a choice between having a good meal or being polite to the staff, and I always pick polite, smh

you want me to tell you that you've been a naughty boy? you want me to ask to speak to your dom to get you punished? such a brat.

if resturant staff saw my tumblr they'd experience a paradox, what are you gonna do? spit in my food to get back at me? do it, bitch.

It’s like having a gloryhole kink in food porn