he’s my right-hand arm man, my silly rabbit

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

"you can't ill-wish footballers you dislike that's immoral and unsportsmanlike" i hope cristiano ronaldo dies of heat stroke during the world cup

fr sports have taught me that parasocial relationships don’t have to be positive so lemme tell you about my personal enemies

the point of rpf isn’t to concoct scenarios that are thinly veiled attempts to fuck the celebrities you like yourself. the point of rpf is to learn as much lore as is possible about the celebrities you like by whatever means necessary and use that information to craft scenarios that are wildly implausible but Technically could have happened. and then to chuckle about it. by the way

sometimes a dead wife is sebastian vettel

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

love that marc’s new strategy is saying c’mon guysssssssss I shouldn’t be winning. there’s no way I’ll be winning. my physical condition is bad. if I’m winning y’all fucked it up again. and then his world champion bluetooth pussy connects to the track and he starts bustin out fast lap after fast lap crazy style