the hate I feel for Argentina oh my god

spain, listen to me, you have to in no uncertain terms, beat this lot in the final. do you hear me? you HAVE to beat them, don’t even think about losing. just beat them.

can’t believe they haven’t had a world cup in like a decade they should think about having one again sometime soon

I'm in a little local cafe and the women behind the counter started griping to each other, "Oh Christ, Stephen's back again," "It's him, is it? I thought he'd stopped coming," "It's definitely him, look, it's bloody Stephen on a Thursday morning," "Do you want me to get rid of him or are you going to do it?" and so I was peering outside, trying to spot this nightmare customer, this pestilence of a person, this pox upon the cafe trade, and then one of the women from behind the counter ran outside, clapping two trays together loudly and yelling "GET OUT OF IT, STEPHEN!" and it turns out that Stephen is an absolutely gigantic fuck-off seagull who hangs around outside, menacing people for crumbs