tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

"me$$i is the all time world cup sc-" wrong, its martha. "he's the all time male world cup s-" wrong again, penalties don't count so its miro klose. "But miro also scored penalti-" maybe but they weren't shady penalties, try again. "ppl are just jealous of his talen-" why would i? miro did sick backflips to celebrate, nice try.

Reminder that crispino rinoldi wasn't given the clear from his lawsuit because he's innocent, he got away with it because the woman who accused him unfortunately used evidence from an informal source thus it was inadmissible. Plus you can't excuse the fact that they signed an agreement to prevent both from discussing the situation (if he's innocent then why would he?), her deciding to go public after the metoo movement AND THEN him and his legal team deciding to avoid stepping into the united states for nearly a DECADE to avoid being arrested. Had he been innocent he would've simply cooperated and submitted to interrogation and yet he refused nor he wouldn't have signed an agreement to not talk about it.

Let's not forget he left real modrid to prevent damaging the image of the club, switched to and convinced juventus to hold their pre seasons in asia rather than the united states to not be arrested, fucked off to saudi arabia AND then hung out with donald trunk litcherally right after he got freed from the lawsuit. He's a trash person and his sympathizers consciously elect to ignore all those bits.

takes a real artist to go "i have to deface this billboard promoting an evil corporation's evil product. but crucially☝️the typeface and kerning must match or else it's cringe"

If you make it look official, people will leave it up. I knew someone who replaced all the motivational posters at work with 'demotivation' versions and corp didnt notice for like 2 years.

Where's that tweet about how American chants are "let's go [team name] and some other country (Irish?) fans are "I've made up a song about the other team's drinking problem to the tune of London Bridge Is Falling Down one two three"?