Tim: hey you'll never guess what I'm doing right now
Damian: hopefully yes
Tim: how did you guess
( Tim reveals a stab wound )
Tim: how did you guess
Damian: 😑
Tim: 😏
( Dick strolling in )
Dick: hiiiii whatchya doin-
Damian: drake got himself stabbed
Tim: lightly stabbed
Dick: HOW CAN YOU GET LIGHTLY STABBED OH MY GOD DAMIAN GET A STURING KIT AND SOME GAUZE
( Tim collapses on the floor most likely from blood loss )
Dick: I LEAVE THE ROOM FOR TEN MINUTES








