parents love giving you job hunting advice that's like Have you tried destroying and betraying yourself for nothing

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

just helped an old old man log into his outlook account and we succeeded and he said “young lady, go in peace. we have accomplished this mission.” what an electrifying way of speaking…

when the author describes someone dying and you can just tell they’ve never actually died by the way it’s written

that man with a tumblr blog is not your soulmate

there’s just something so awesome about a character you love getting really badly hurt

I don't think every character ever needs to be shipped with someone maybe they just need to be shipped in some sort of box alone to a location

soon I will be euthanized due to my various behavioral issues and also they just don’t like me