Untitled by Indecisive

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

Why did 4 months of this year go by in like a week

Where am I

@flying-potato2

realistic coworker conversation

I'm the co-worker that wants ketamine

I love how Malala uses social media to occasionally do activism and the rest of the time adding numbers on 'to the power of' being a cultural icon.

IIRC, they had to terminate the project because the crows were attacking humans who were smoking cigarettes in order to get the "butt."

Let The Crows Force You To Quit Smoking

"fruit has sugar" warning post reminds me of my coworker who told me to make sure I don't get "addicted to fruit". yeah i'm also addicted to a nice walk on the beach

i love sex workers and contraception and abortion and open relationships and gay people and transgenders and weird identities

idk where “monkeys like bananas” came from but im so glad its a thing because its so fucking funny for no reason at all

They are both the same color

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They’re thinking of Curious George the yellow monkey

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Paddington bear wears that yellow ass coat

certified iconic post

Hate the stomach's occasional tendency to respond to hunger with nausea. Like babygirl you are NOT helping your case right now by threatening to push the emergency "eject all food now" button!!!