Dogtoenail

i'll even pirate free things. you wouldn't understand

There are many animals I expect to see in caves, but I can confidently say that this was not one of them.

The elephants yearn for the mines

They crave that mineral

CTE Nation isn't a place, it's a state of mind. Anyone can be a citizen with the right effort

studying history is like. here's to another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be. thank you women who fight for abortion and contraception and independance from men for another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be

To another day of not waking up pregnant or turned into a giant cockroach

so many perils out there…

Controversial opinion but i dont think people should go to jail for objectively funny crimes

gimme an example of a funny crime

Lmao

don't be mean to yourself that's you

Mmm ravioli science