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@sixpenceee Please do this with the Japanese version of The Ring :)

Hahaha

I’m fucking dead

Dead

what do you wish for?

You must face them in a 3v1 brawl in the parking lot of a Honda car dealership to defeat America once and for all

You cannot hope to defeat the 3 legendary sannin of the united states of america

you have to kill all 3 at the same time or they’ll resurrect each other

i’m so glad i live in 2016 so i dont have to deal with these massive terrifying animals except the blue whale, but shes gentle and good

wait is it really called Hell Pig

Scrappy you’re not going to get anymore Scooby snacks if you keep being racist

They exist in Haiti. Thats how my great great great grandfather died.

Wait hold on someone explain this to me I’m so lost lol

The belief is Haiti is that certain women can live under water and will lived there for years… These women are extremely beautiful and men being men can’t stay away from a good looking women are seduce and then dragged under water and are never to be seen again… My great grandmother was one of these women… One day her mother sent her to go get water from the river and she never came back 10 years later they see her come up the road in all white with beautiful jewelry all around her body sing up a storm.. When her family asked her where she was she told them she was under water… thats the story my grandma always use to tell me growing up

11-11-1992

Wow

Sounds like daughters of Yoruba goddess

I love African and African Diasporan mythology.

we call them “river mumma” in Jamaica

I NEED MORE MYTHOLOGY INVOLVING BLACK CULTURES IN THE DIASPORA.

We call the “mammi water” in Nigeria

the new and improved ouija board will now have emojis on it

me: is anyone there… ghost: -slaps my hand over to the 😂-

This is the best post I ever seen on tumblr.

even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it. 

some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here

woah.

it got better

and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….

Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.

And that’s why we have a John Watson.

This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.

Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!

dogs are so good

Wtf this is adorable

Harley is a gift from God.

This is why Harley is like my all time favorite!

That last line :((((

The fact that she actually had a plausible reason for the muzzle makes this even better.

Harley is a blessing

I always low-key suspect that Dinah would trust Harley to babysit if she really needed someone.

It’s why I see Harley better as an Anti-hero.

I don’t like this characterization as a whole, but she has her moments, this being one of them.

Tbh i just think of her as chaotic neutral. I mean, she sorta moves back and forth between good and evil, sometimes rapidly, but she never really sticks to one

Is Russia even real

to be clear, this bear is named the russian equivalent of “steve”