Mewsique

the only thing worse than having your monday feel like monday is having your monday feel like friday.

You know when your mind wanders and you start googling things and then mindlessly click on links you have no business clicking. I zoned out 11 minuets ago and am now scrolling through images of Channing Tatum. Send for help. 

Getting stoned is fun when you're getting stoned.

I appreciate stickers so much more as an adult than I ever did as a kid. As a kid you get stickers at the doctor, the dentist, on an assignment about igneous rocks in 6th grade that I aced, but as an adult it's like living in a sticker void.

The amount of money I spend on McDonald's is probably equally, if not more disgusting than the food itself.

When you put on your headphones to listen to powerful music and simply watch the world around you, you're able to see the significance of the insignificant and the beauty in the monotony.