there should be more options than suffering via employment and suffering via unemployment

reblog to give a strawberry to the person you reblogged this from

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

hey babe im gonna be home late tonight do you mind picking up dinner. yeah sorry the king has us working over time, some fuckin egghead sat on the wall and had a GREAT fall. we've got all the men working on this but idk if we're gonna be able to put him back together again. yeah we've tried the horses. ok bye love you.

i honestly don't really understand why "some people prefer watching gameplay online rather than playing games themselves" is treated as such a taboo when being a spectator is considered a pretty mundane way to engage with most sports, game shows, reality tv or even just like. chess.

Reblog and put in the tags your favorite movie trilogy.

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

for a girl who loves sleep so much you think i’d go to bed earlier

my futile wish is for people to understand that "sex scenes in movies/TV don't have to serve the plot and can genuinely just be for pleasure" and "sex-repulsed people are allowed to complain about how rare it is for media made for adults like them to be something they can enjoy completely" are both true statements. unfortunately society hates both sex and people who don't like sex, so everyone gets far too defensive about any sex or lack thereof in fiction to actually have this conversation

self shippers that have a very specific type of character that they love are so cute i love seeing people go “this is a new f/o that i have they’re almost exactly like my other 50 f/os and i love them” like hell yeah buddy collect the whole set 

alternatively self shippers that have absolutely no running theme between their f/os are so cute too they’re like “none of these have anything in common whatsoever who’s to say what i’m attracted too” and i’m like that’s awesome pal get one from each category 

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

when are they going to make a tv show about two women fucking all the time. that is also sponsored by the canadian government