The Art of Living

“boy im dumb as shit” is just rephrased Socrates’s “I know that I know nothing“ so whats the truth

him and that frog are about to go off

the frogs kill racists woth their anti racism venom

Yo whaaat?

They don’t use kettles in America look it up

Are you joking

Buddy I wish I was

It’s because of their weak ass voltage

@proncus @zammyengel is this true

The kettles in my apartment and my grandma’s house would disagree. 

We have like 3. But sometime when you just want one cup it’s faster and easier to pop a mug into the microwave

“Americans don’t use kettles” my ass, the fuck you all on about :/

use a keurig…. damn 

We had a kettle growing up, but I'm too poor from paying for my meds to afford something so fancy.

god, i haven’t cha cha slid since high school

ive never seen the cha cha slide refered to in past tense and i am fucking shaken

thanks elevators for bringing me up when i was down

If net neutrality disappears then that means only rich people will be able to access Tumblr so just to be safe we need to post memes that the rich people will like so we all have a chance at being Tumblr famous after we can’t afford the internet anymore

U RITE

im sorry to everyone who has ever tried to talk to me and then realized my communication skills are equivalent to a stale piece of bread

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scooby-doo was a good show which taught children that the real monsters are land speculators and real estate developers

The last season of America is getting crazier every day.

i wish dwarves were real just because the folk metal they would produce would be completely unfathomable

coming next on the CW: edgy, grimdark fairly odd parents adaptation “Dimmsdale”

Doug Dimmadome? *audible gasps, the room falls silent* Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?? *hard cut to Doug’s dark eyes peering out from under his white 10-gallon hat*