I Am Staying Afloat

A dog wrote this

This fella is not lost in the sauce, he is precisely where he means to be in the sauce

me

Shut up those are not real words

Yeah, you bring a good point. I know weighlifters and other fat athletes get treated like shit on the daily, but this is excessive

this is completely fake btw. these beds are intended to be recyclable and can hold up to 440lbs/200kg. there are no reputable outlets reporting on this “anti-sex” beds and the only ones that do are citing the tweet above. here’s another article disproving it like yes fat athletes get treated like shit and it’s important we talk about it but this whole anti sex bed thing is 100% untrue lol

It’s a drinking kinda night.

always tru

I desperately miss intense passionate sex

this

can we stop shipping real people. can we like not do that anymore ever

last time i checked that was called human trafficking and it was illegal

i may or may not have just been informed that that is not what this text post is about even in the slightest

nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it

“Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.”

“You might think you’re safe, but horses are omnivores”