Welcome to my liar

*puts my hand on your shoulder* Don’t worry, I have your back. We’re gonna turn this crisis into a crwaswas

Settlers of catan

Getting notes on this post is like …. Girls you might be in burnout. Sorry I can’t help. 😘 though

You should turn into a dragon. For your mental health.

absolute funniest thing that can happen now is Mitch shows up to work just fine on monday

Mitch McConnell, Vampire Turtle

is it too early or can we start screaming now

in retrospect perhaps we should have started sooner

this post is the equivalent of a newspaper from the day of the outbreak being blown past by the wind after you wake up in a post apocalyptic world

male entitlement in academic spaces is so boring. can’t tell you how many times i’ve been in a class and a girl gives a short, insightful analysis, and then a dude raises his hand and says “jumping off of that…” then says literally the same thing she said but longer and worse.

dude.

this is art

#a fun fact about tumblr is that if you dare to complain about a mundanely frustrating type of person#that exact type of person will appear in your notes as if summoned via a ouija board

at work someone asked how far we had to take a road and my boss went "about six or--" and then cut herself off and very carefully went "Seven or six miles."

I admit I have enjoyed looking at boobies once or twice

tu LANCES félicette ? tu lances son corps comme la fusée ? oh ! oh ! prison pour les scientifiques ! prison pour les scientifiques pendant Un Mille Ans !