Good Morning My Fellow Humans

since its june i wanted to admit that about 3 years ago i made what is probably my biggest contribution to the internet

there's this guy who works at the convenience store next to my job and every time i come in he tries to upsell me. i'll get a gatorade and he'll say "that's it...? isn't it snacktime?" i'll get a snack and he'll say "just that? don't you want more?"

"Halloween adults are just as bad as disney adults" "Furries are worse than disney adults"

#when it’s not ‘ew disney adults’ it’s ‘ew harry potter adults’#when it’s not ‘ew harry potter adults’ it’s ‘ew marvel adults’#when it’s not ‘ew marvel adults’ it’s ‘ew dc adults’#when it’s not ‘ew dc adults’ it’s ‘ew nintendo adults’#when it’s not ‘ew nintendo adults’…#look you get the idea#i could sit here listing examples all day#it doesn’t matter what silly thing you do to make yourself happy#it doesn’t matter if you try to enjoy that thing in as non destructive a way as possible#some jackass will look at you not hurting anyone and enjoying yourself#and make stupid judgements about your character without even saying hello to you

My local grocery store is selling Devil Wears Prada 2 promotional shit in the bath section and while I've never seen the first one I can only imagine this to represent a massive escalation

I fear I love angst too much

Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: it’s just so beautiful

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).