Ipse

my buddy brings her angel girlfriend to the function, I spend the whole time refusing to look at or even acknowledge her existence, because I am a staunch atheist and dont believe in that nonsense. she starts to throw things at my head to get my attention and between volleys of marbles and kitchen utensils I grunt "swamp gas. aurora borealis. probably a weather balloon.youre seeing things"

another day, I greet my friend at the door, I look over her shoulder and raise an eyebrow, "I see you've brought the electromagnetic phenomena again,"

@taonpest

unconvinced i'll ever find "the vitamin" that makes me all better so i can get real work done but i do expect they'll elucidate whatever my deal was post-mortem, after which what i did manage to accomplish with my life will be regarded on the level of Beethoven composing despite being deaf or Gordon Ramsay cooking despite being british

big fan of the word: opulent

The final boss of bed time is masturbation

I always beat it

Diva alert ⚠️

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

if I die you have my permission to do horror movie shit and incur the wrath of supernatural forces to bring me back. just like fyi if you want to do that it's cool