All for one and one for all

John Mulaney

mutuals you would be best friends with if either of you actually bothered to dm the other but instead you’ll just interact sporadically and call that friendship

going on testosterone is so exciting im so glad to finally go through my himboification

my special friend calls it his PP Juice and I started calling it PP Up from Pokemon and so now it’s the PP Up Juice.

Honestly the minute I saw the word himboification I knew this post was gonna be good and I was not dissapointed. This is so fucking wonderful and I love the sheer universal experience of exasperation, concern, and just so fucking done with your shit from your doctors and nurses.

@ibelieveinahappilyeverafter

i have a reminder on my phone set to go off every week for my shot and i labelled it as ‘SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS’

hey girl you single? no? would you like to be?

aggressive divorce attorney advertising campaign

you can do better babe, let’s make this happen

He’s so lucky prince Philip died on his birthday. He must’ve made this happen after riding satan’s dick and taking over hell.

i love when people rant to me like yes i am entrusted with your hate

ok that was fun now do woody allen

I am an old person and tumblr is the porch

Literally anyone on still on here from 2012 or earlier

Me when I see an animal that needs to be petted

anyway why is archery so fucking sexy