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@williamshankspear
my toxic trait is that i have such a queer-heavy friendgroup that i do just. genuinely sometimes forget about straight being an actual option of something a person can be.
and not in a malicious way.
just in a "my bad. forgot that was a category."
the number of times i've made a joke/comment about shared queerness and then accidentally made someone feel the need to come out to me as straight?? non-zero
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let's develop a perfect plan
1. get cozy in bed
a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours
apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.
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my body, tearfully: when sleep???
me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity
my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????
me: okay, finally now is sleep
my body: no. wrong.
All of the Beatles dying in a glue trap
The mosaicist
Original handwritten lyrics, Psycho Killer by Talking Heads, c.1975.
david byrne tryna figure out how the fuck u spell "qu'est-ce que c'est":
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I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out
Many of you may be asking- what is rap? Well, to put it simply, rap is the part of the Gorillaz song that sounds- a little different.
we need more pathetic female characters written by authors who don't hate women
to be clear since this is making the rounds: she has to be an absolute loser in no way that can be pinned on her gender. no "i'm just a girl tee-hee" stuff. straight up just a loser (nondenominational)
addendum: she must be the most important person in the whole narrative
I decided to sit down and concentrate and properly write the list of rules that qualify a character for this role.
FIRST LAW: This character must be a woman.
SECOND LAW: This character must be a loser, but not in a way that can be pinned on her gender. Misogynistic response from the audience does not disqualify the character.
THIRD LAW: If the audience does not enjoy this character, then it becomes impossible to enjoy the show/film/book/game altogether. It is not possible to ignore this character, for better or for worse.
FOURTH LAW: The character must make bad decisions, and not just be a victim of poor circumstances outside of her control. The character can also be a victim of poor circumstances outside of her control, but it has to be primarily her personal choices that deem her a loser.
just because someone can articulate their point better doesn’t make them right, it makes them articulated.
and you aren’t stupid for having trouble articulating yourself.
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HELP THIS MAKES IT SO MUCH FUNNIER
