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hey dude, idk how much you remember from the party last night but- yeah, everyone saw your want. yeah no it was pretty late and winding down so it was quiet enough that every single person there saw it throbbing and twitching in your chest and so wet with hunger it was glistening under the kitchen light. they said it looked like it was reaching for something

remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat

The person who tweeted “y’all can’t even boycott Chick-fil-A” was right then and continues to be proven right now

Why is so much adult oriented 2d animation bastard ugly, do they know they don’t have to do that? The characters don’t have to projectile vomit all the time either, but maybe that’s asking too much

Does anybody know how to fix it

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

Idk what it is but something just hits about gay ships that aren’t ‘official’ and will never be official but you can clearly see the yearning and longing in their eyes, and how all their interactions are just a little bit desperate, a hug that last a little too long, a shoulder squeeze that's a bit too tight, the smile thats just a bit brittle. The first person on their mind when they wake up, and the last person on their mind when they fall asleep, and in an alternate universe, a kinder universe, a softer universe, they’d undoubtedly be together, but in this universe, this one right here, they’ll never be anything more than just friends.