Astrid

Megumi is like imma get even, what better way to get even by dating his younger sibling and breaking his heart.

Life goes on. A year or couple years later you travel go on tour in Kenya on the animal reserve, get stranded in the fucking wild for who knows how many days, weeks. Whatever you meet other New Yorkers cause everyone from New York decided to go on the same vacation you fucking guess. Whatever. Anyways y'all hungry and feral you capture a lion to eat (we eating lions now but hey better than starving) another lion shows up and it's like what the fuck is going on.

Then the first lion starts fucking dancing, and you're like, wait. You've been going to the NY Zoo for fucking years, you know that dance. It's the same fucking dancing lion, that apparently died at sea, and escaped all those years ago, out in the fucking African perserve. It's not attacking it's fucking dancing, and y'all are like omg it's Alex the lion, y'all this is not a drill. And then the other fucking lion starts dancing too. How is this your life? Like no one is going to believe this is if you ever make it home. You're half starved delusional, cheering, then some old lady shoots them, they leave in a crate held by monkeys. What?

But can you imagine, finally when you're rescued going home and telling people you saw Alex the fucking dancing lion in the wild after being stranded. What a fucking trip?

And then years later he's brought back to the zoo by some French lady, and you're like hell fucking yeah! but also like wait wasn't he in Africa? how the fuck is he back in NY? Other people who don't know he was in Africa are like didn't he die? But whatever you go to see him. Then a giant fucking floating circus shows up, and in the chaos of balloons, fireworks, whatever the fuck is going on, the French lady is in the cage now. Alex the dancing lion is gone. you thought you saw him in the circus. did the circus steal zoo animals?

Where Megumi waits at the airport finds out Yuji can’t or isn’t coming for another 300 years or so and decides to go back. He makes a deal to be reincarnated

Except the deal has a catch. Not that anyone bothered to tell him.

Anyway first reincarnation goes well. Yuji knows it’s him, they’re reunited blah blah. Megumi dies.

Second reincarnation and Yuji has no idea who he is. And is hella hung up on his ex (who is Megumi) eventually it works out. They fall in love again.

Third reincarnation Megumi doesn’t remember Yuji somehow they still meet and get together.

Fourth reincarnation, Yuji doesn't remember Megumi, they still end up together.

Fifth reincarnation neither remembers each other, they don't end up together,

Next one born on different continent never even meets Yuji.

Nanami single parent, adopts Yuji or maybe old family friend of Jin, ends up raiding Yuji

One day they’re out and about and Yuji gets separated and lost. Starts looking for papamin, sees a suit and guy who looks like he's got the world on his shoulders and thinks it's nanami only for it to be higumama.

Lol. anyways yuji is scared but like better someone who kind of reminds him of his dad than non one so latches on to higurama, and higurama is like ok this is what I'm doing, two seconds later, I will protect this child with my life.

him and nanami meet and sparks fly, and boom now yuji has two parents.

It’s always pick the same de facto type of characters (tough girl, tomboy, sporty) like they can like men too.

It’s true though he naming shit even with my years of reading m/m I still don’t recognize at first glance.

1. Heated Rivalry (the show isn’t even that good for yall to be acting like this omg)

2. ATLA (unclench. Please. Neither ship is that good to be telling people to off themselves)

3. Stranger Things (ATLA 2.0 only time it made me dislike my own ship (Byler) cause the shippers were that annoying)

4. HP -Marauders (mind you it’s all made up since they’re dead when the series starts yall are arguing about headcanons wrap it up)

5. MHA - (no one knows the definition of the word nuance and it shows)

Honorary Mentions - Any fandom were I like a slash ship (male or female) cause top/bottom dynamic gets brought in and people end up writing crazy ooc characters that reek of fetishization.

Any fandom with problematic ships or characters. People take it way too seriously seriously. Like who cares.

Post season 2 will is sent to live with Lonnie cause cps (Joyce why is your son in the hospital again with a poker burn mark)

Will tells Jonathan to stay with Joyce in case the upside down comes back.

So he lives with Lonnie alone. It’s not great. Lonnie is abusive but Will is bitter but learns to adapt by the time highschool starts he has a beard (fake girlfriend) to fool Lonnie. Has joined sports team. Gaslight himself that Lonnie’s not so bad so long as I look normal. He smokes drinks parties self dessctutuve

Anyway Lonnie loses his job can’t support will he’s moved back with his mom and Jonathan no one recognizes him

He sees Mike and damn the crush never went away. Mike is dealing with his own internalized homophobia and also became a lot meaner after Will left no one to be soft with. Mike is struggling cause Will is hot

The party is reunited but not really cause Will is so different.

Megumi beats up people assholes but still. Yuji sees this doesn’t know what’s going on intervenes cause he hates a bully. Megumi is like get lost before I beat you next and Yuji is like yeah right.