Astrid

It bugs me real bad.

Like I’m sorry yes I ship byler but I’m also not blind (I ship mileven also). Mike loved El down bad. You cannot look me in the eye and say that seasons 1-3.5 Mike wasn’t horrendously in love with her.

I say 3.5 cause half of season 3 is him also starting to fall for Will.

Seasons 3.5-5.5 down bad for Will. Season 5 after sorcerer was a Mike replacement who didn’t love Will or El. But moving on.

Anyways that boy is bi af. His whole dilemma is being in love with two people who both have big brown eyes and puppy dog pouts. And whenever they look at him he feels like he’s gonna throw up and he wants to give them both the world. He was going through it. 😭😂

And people who dismiss it to make it seem like he never liked El, just to make their ship sail, don’t get him I fear.

Mike spent half the seasons having gay/bi panic.

It’s all headcanons and made up so not a big deal but yeah just my random ass opinion as I sit on the toilet.

In an alternate universe they’d be a weird throuple.

They’re all extremely mid. Decent but nothing crazy good. Just average which is fine, but like Gosh. Between the complete OOC characterizations and the horribly written sex scene and overall mess of plot. I thought I was losing my mind watching everyone go Gaga for it.

And now everyone switching up saying it wasn’t that good as if they weren’t recommending that shit to everybody and anyone. Sure Jan

Hopefully this will make readers think for themselves in the future instead of following the latest popular trend or fic but I doubt it.

Imma be crying as soon as it happens. Yuji my poor baby you don’t deserve this, and megumi you don’t either i guess. lol you can tell who my fave is 😂

El would fucking love it. Like so much. Jonathan doesn’t know whether to cry or be proud cause like yeah she likes rock but not classic rock, she likes screamo heavy metal rock.

Will ‘doesn’t’ like it. It’s too loud and not in the fun way. El gives him so much shit for it cause she knows he’s full of it. In reality he likes it but don’t wanna betray Jonathan. But he loves all rock.

Dustin would fucking love it. Him and El go to rock concerts all the time. They drag Will with them.

Mike would hate it. He and Max bond over it and hate the fact that they have this in common. Both of them on separate occasions tried to like it to not have it in common lol. Mike listens to basic pop radio music like his sisters. (So does Max and Steve)

Lucas listens to everything and doesn’t have a real favorite genre. But he doesn’t like country. And his parents have a habit of playing the blues so he does fuck with it. Everyone makes fun of him for liking old people music unironically.

Megumi is like imma get even, what better way to get even by dating his younger sibling and breaking his heart.

Life goes on. A year or couple years later you travel go on tour in Kenya on the animal reserve, get stranded in the fucking wild for who knows how many days, weeks. Whatever you meet other New Yorkers cause everyone from New York decided to go on the same vacation you fucking guess. Whatever. Anyways y'all hungry and feral you capture a lion to eat (we eating lions now but hey better than starving) another lion shows up and it's like what the fuck is going on.

Then the first lion starts fucking dancing, and you're like, wait. You've been going to the NY Zoo for fucking years, you know that dance. It's the same fucking dancing lion, that apparently died at sea, and escaped all those years ago, out in the fucking African perserve. It's not attacking it's fucking dancing, and y'all are like omg it's Alex the lion, y'all this is not a drill. And then the other fucking lion starts dancing too. How is this your life? Like no one is going to believe this is if you ever make it home. You're half starved delusional, cheering, then some old lady shoots them, they leave in a crate held by monkeys. What?

But can you imagine, finally when you're rescued going home and telling people you saw Alex the fucking dancing lion in the wild after being stranded. What a fucking trip?

And then years later he's brought back to the zoo by some French lady, and you're like hell fucking yeah! but also like wait wasn't he in Africa? how the fuck is he back in NY? Other people who don't know he was in Africa are like didn't he die? But whatever you go to see him. Then a giant fucking floating circus shows up, and in the chaos of balloons, fireworks, whatever the fuck is going on, the French lady is in the cage now. Alex the dancing lion is gone. you thought you saw him in the circus. did the circus steal zoo animals?

Where Megumi waits at the airport finds out Yuji can’t or isn’t coming for another 300 years or so and decides to go back. He makes a deal to be reincarnated

Except the deal has a catch. Not that anyone bothered to tell him.

Anyway first reincarnation goes well. Yuji knows it’s him, they’re reunited blah blah. Megumi dies.

Second reincarnation and Yuji has no idea who he is. And is hella hung up on his ex (who is Megumi) eventually it works out. They fall in love again.

Third reincarnation Megumi doesn’t remember Yuji somehow they still meet and get together.

Fourth reincarnation, Yuji doesn't remember Megumi, they still end up together.

Fifth reincarnation neither remembers each other, they don't end up together,

Next one born on different continent never even meets Yuji.