IN THE FACE OF EXTERMINATION, SAY "FUCK YOU" !!

i just don't understand how you can possibly think rudy is the knight. you can play the entire game without ever interacting with him

i'm always like "it's the misogyny" but i keep seeing women on the internet matter-of-factly state that rudy is most likely the knight and not elaborate and i just have to question why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! why would it be the optional side character who just fell off a ladder and died!!!!!!!!!!! why would they not have introduced this character to you in a mandatory cutscene somehow!!!!!!!!!!!! why would it have a bat and shoot stars!!!!!!!!!!!! why would it have NEVER BEEN HINTED AT IN ANY WAY WHATSOEVER

kitten fever is worse than baby fever because a kitten is way easier to obtain than a baby so it's more dangerous

you cant obtain me. tiger stance

part of being an adult is figuring out what eveyone else's definition of "going crazy" is. to you it is not sleeping for 60 hours, writing 80k words in one sitting and expiriencing enough anxiety to kill a horse. to beth from accounting its buying a ticket to Columbus, Ohio. and to your friend its consuming so much ketamine you lose all of your posessions and wake up with five broken bones in a ditch somewhere and then proceeding to do it again the next day. to your other friend its writing a letter to their favourite actress about how much they appreciate her work. to your neighbour its laughing loudly in a grocery store whilst in pajamas. maya from uni hears the voice of her dead father making jokes with no punchlines and she considers that to be quite normal - to her going crazy would be hearing her husband instead. your downstairs neighbour will take night walks naked sometimes and claim there is nothing weird about him. there are literally no rules to life and all meaning is in the eye of the beholder.

i love queerplatonic relationships where one of them is aroace and the other isn't. i love when the allo character has a crush that fades over time. i love when they don't care what they are to each other as long as they're together. i love when romance is an option that they don't choose. i love when both aros and allos feel fulfilled without romance or sex.

hello allo person in a fandom. let’s play a game. in front of you are two characters. your challenge is to okay and you’ve already started shipping them. well the crusher machine is going to activate now goodbye.

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

eddy burback video: I did the russian sleep experiment for a month

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha

staff saw tadc has ended and caine lost in the tumblr sexyman poll and said okay the show is losing in popularity surely that means no one will notice if we ban the transfem creator

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

“help” is my favorite way to say that something is funny. like hey i laughed at this post can you save me

People in the Omegaverse are probably writing Betaverse fanfiction where there is no A/B/O dynamics and everyone just falls in love with eachother's personality instead of pheromones and hormones controlling their desires.

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information