IN THE FACE OF EXTERMINATION, SAY "FUCK YOU" !!

dude your golden retriever boyfriend just fucking bit me

The best trope is Character who is Never Angry Gets Angry because you knowwww they got that shit stored up in a little jar that’s waiting to burst.

Introducing the phrase "found family" to fandom spaces was a mistake. Now half of fandon wants to force their "found families" into neat little boxes like "this is the dad, this is the mum, this is the fun uncle, these ones are siblings", even though the entire POINT of found family as a concept was to reject traditional family structures as the norm and rigid ideas of what a family even is, and then they get big mad whenever even dares suggest something romantic or sexual could happen between two completely unrelated mature adult characters they've arbitrarily decided are "parent/child" or "siblings" based on basically NOTHING in canon and start accusing that potential relationship of being incestuous. That's not how that works! That's not how any of this works!!

"why do you act so weird" i'm literally a wolverine in a man's body, what do you want from me

The zoo sometimes lets peacocks walk around freely with the people. The aquarium should let some of the fish do that

sob emoji is up there with the period and the comma

there’s something so embarrassing about all the cast members in the new harry potter series that are openly being like “i want everyone to know i don’t agree with jk rowling’s views on trans people” like they think that will make up for them being on the show. maybe it’s just for the sake of their own consciences but it reads as “i know her views and actions harm people but i’m in it for the paycheck”. it’s not like this is just an adaptation of rowling’s work without her involvement, she is an executive producer on the show 😭 at that point just don’t say anything

i love you characters that use it/its pronouns

i love you real life people that use it/its pronouns

“i love how we as a fandom have just agreed that–” don’t include me in this. do NOT lump me in with that.

I made this post years ago to express my own confusion regarding how smell works and I have since then learned that actually nobody knows how smell works. like the general mechanism is understood, there's a bunch of receptors in the nose that detect different chemicals, but unlike the other special senses there is no model for predicting which things will produce the same or similar sensory experiences. nobody knows how to tell how similar two arbitrary chemicals will smell without just smelling both of them. so yeah I guess it is just magic

i often feel like a dog that's been tasked with paperwork

i support gore and torture but i draw the line at misogyny

“the soft animal of your body”….? thats my hard as fuck werewolf body to you