it hurts to become.

if i was on the great british bake off i'd leap the picket fence and escape the tent. i'd be across the grass and in the trees by the time paul hollywood fetched his gun

please, untitled document was my father, call me untitled document (1)

2014 Tumblr wasn’t about whatever Tik Tok thinks it was about. 2014 Tumblr was about overanalyzing Captain America: The Winter Soldier and that one website that let you play Cards Against Humanity online

cardinal sin….? no…. they wouldn’t…. would they?

[ID. Photos of red cardinal birds. The first is an orange-red bird resting on a tree branch. The second is a bright red bird, biting the hand it’s perched on hard enough to pinch the skin. End ID.]

if you're not obsessed with anything weird and niche please try harder. stop going outside for a while. consider getting weirder about the things you already like

Oh man you guys weren't kidding about the Twitter refugees with empty blogs. Spooky

I wish we could go back to the days of tumblr when you could block an anon and then go into your list of blocked users to figure out who it was