hey good luck today with whatever u got going on. u got this. and i hope something really nice happens to u today. u deserve it. 

sorry i can't make it. i have to watch my show that aired twenty years ago

bigotry against left-handed people is inherently the least funny form of oppression because it makes right-handed people go lol isn't it stupid that we used discriminate against people based on something so ridiculous? as if skin colour, culture, weight, disability, religion etc are somehow sensible and logical things to discriminate against. then i go outside and make a fool of myself because all the tools are right-handed and no one thought to provide me with tools i can use.

not to be dramatic but i need a nap, a hug, 20k in cash, and to disappear for 3 months

love when i say "i think texting while driving is bad" and someone acts like im a reactionary conservative

All I need is for someone to gently cup my face and tell me I'm not as doomed as I feel.

reblog to gently cup your mutual’s face and tell them they’re not as doomed as they feel

when you grew up as a lonely uncool girl it will never stop haunting you by the way. you will meet a cool person at a bar or the train station or at a friend's party and you can wear your most stylish outfit and striking eye makeup and you will swear that they can see through all of the facade and see the lonely terribly insecure teenage girl you used to be who desperately wanted to connect and you will swear that they know that there is like an insurmountable gap between you. this will happen forever

I feel like we need a massive public education campaign to inform people that "natural" and "healthy" are two completely different words with separate meanings

[sic] is my favorite editorial notation because of its inherent bitchiness.