There's Lots of Trash in the Sea

Wordle is running out of words. Only 2,000 five letter words remain. When that supply is exhausted the Creation shall begin. One day the word will be ZHURM, and all shall get it, and all shall understand it to mean "an ache from suddenly remembering a long-ago friend, who meant something to you once, but whose face you can no longer conjure". The next day the word shall be JOROL, and all will get it, and all will know it means "the melancholy confusion of passing by somewhere where you once could have died". The next day it will be GREFT, and all will understand it to be a small brown bird with white streaks found only in South America, and suddenly, it will appear, in the shrubs of the Atacama desert, in the streets of São Paulo, and all will know that it once was not there, but now, will always be

i dunno i feel like it's more complicated than that

your 20s are about elves, your 30s are about continued meditations on the elf

once you hit your 40s it's time to find an elf

Fuck I hate elves god damm it

you've got 2 years left of that but then you have to make some changes

i am terminally A Sucker for characters who have a towering and generally earned ego about their own ability and absolutely no self-worth about themselves as a person at all. intoxicating combo.

Your non-binary family and friends who use multiple pronouns do notice when you've settled on using only one of 'em, especially when you've settled on either he or she, btw. They may or may not mind. People have all sorts of relationships to pronouns. But it does say something about how you perceive us, and it's often noticeable that we're still being perceived as a binary man or woman. Remember to mix it up. It will make your local non-binary and multiple pronoun using person happy.

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

“we know it takes this amount of explosives to work, but what if we doubled it anyway?”

“Why do straight men act so gay with each other haha” bc they find gayness to be funny and feel the need to emasculate each other even when it’s on a friendly level. Do you have any other stupid fucking questions to ask me

Thank you! I am kinda pissed off that the news outlet leave out the gfm link but i guess that's their SOP over there

tuesday status?

yup. its tuesday 👍

copy. tuesday confirmed ✅ engaging tuesday protocol

Imagine a bladeless knife with no handle. Now put the handle back. Now put the blade back. Yaaaay! everything okay! Yaaaaaaay!