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the cambrian period was like 10 years ago

the cambrarin period was like 3 years ago

I hate having an internal monologue. Girl shut the fuck up.

i have been noticing recently that people younger than me are too sensitive, while people older than me are not sensitive enough. which, if i'm correct, should be taken as a sign that the total reality penetration vortex is operating as intended -- within as few as five or six generations we may very well be producing babies who can directly perceive the wound at the heart of the world

i think it's funny when a character is almost exclusively referred to by their last name by other people and this carries over into their internal monologue when someone writes from their pov. not even on a first name basis with herself

Tumblr should never have given us polls. Everyday I have to see years-old polls cross my dash proudly proclaiming past-me's vote which I now disagree with. Let me change my vote!! I have rethought which Tetris piece is the sexiest.

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

Tomorrow? like the thing that killed Macbeth?

no amount of employment could stop me posting on tumblr dot com

it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this