deus' blog

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tumblr is the funniest social media site to go viral on

on tiktok people will quit their jobs after going viral once but on here not only can any post get 50k notes, but if it does theres nothing you can do with it. theres no monetization or any transferable skills at all. you just made a funny post and people liked it and thats the start and end of your career

you could say "i left the stove on" with no context and it might break containment on here and people start tagging it with ships and kins and theres no way to delete it forever unless staff gets involved. your mistake will never go away but your claim to fame will instantly

its like yes im the pineapple werewolf guy but no one outside of here and like 5 posts on reddit will ever know what that sentence means. i could jump on tiktok and no one would know me. no one on youtube or facebook. this is my little corner of the internet and i will die here before i give up that title and when i do know i lost nothing in the process

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

If you say so

You got cum on your face you big disgrace

not what he said!!

We will we will fuck you

in the beginning, the trump assassination attempts were spaced by twenty four weeks. then twelve, then six, then every two weeks. the last one, at the white house, was a week. in four days we could be seeing a trump assassination attempt every eight hours until they are coming every four minutes. we should witness a double event within seven days,

Yup, I'll reblog that.

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

have you seen the lord of the rings movies? the practical effects look great, but there's also an amazing digital serkis

they’re foreclosing on my mind palace