kiss my hard drive

-Trying to squirm subtly because they’re right next to the driver, bouncing slightly in the seat, adjusting position, shaking their legs.

-Someone trying really hard not to grab their crotch because it’s embarrasing and makes it obvious they need to go, but at a bad spasm they’re forced to. The driver notices and asks them if they need to go to which they either shyly admit feeling silly they had to be asked like a child or shake their head and look even more like a child denying they need to go when they clearly do.

-Someone waiting until they’ve already dribbled to ask for a rest stop. The driver says sure there’s one in fifteen minutes, but they’ve waited so long already they wet themselves after ten. 

-Alternatively, never asking for a rest stop and slowly leaking the whole journey. They never fully lose control but by the time they’re at their destination they’ve leaked enough that there’s a wet patch on their pants and seat, and they don’t want to get up because then the driver and other passengers will know what’s happened.

-The pee making a puddle on a leather seat and running over the edge or soaking into a cloth seat making a big wet patch

-Someone making it to the rest stop and running in only to lose it before they can undo their belt and being forced to walk back to the car in soaked pants. 

-pulling over at a rest stop that has bathrooms, but they’re so desperate they barely make it out of the car and have to settle for the nearest bush / patch of grass before the floodgates open, how sympathetic the other characters are depends

-being pulled over by the cops for speeding when they were only doing so to get to a bathroom faster, now, of course, they have to wait even longer while getting lectured

-trying to pee in a container but something goes wrong, it overflows, the driver hits a bump in the road and they mess up their aim, the container wasn’t water-tight..

-character with their partner and they just keep going and going and going and their partners just like "wow you really had to go" or maybe they get genuinely a little worried cause they were holding that much? it mustve hurt!

-character with a group of people they dont know very well or dont have a good relationship with and they need to stop to pee and theyre taking so long the group starts getting annoyed and tells them to hurry up but they cant stop theres still so much!

-character going behind a bush or piece of rubble or something but they end up peeing so much it creates a river that flows into view and not its VERY obvious what theyre doing

-character bedbound with a full bladder and a nurse gets them a bedpan to go in but theres so much it overflows

But just as much the eroticism comes from how embarrassing it is for it to say out loud so cheerfully. Its forced grin wobbles, it squeezes its knees together, and its double peace signs shake with anxiety. I think that if it didn't take some work to get it to say the line, it wouldn't be very hot for either of us. Thus we have to engage with it on both levels. Both as desire and both as fear.