hyliancode

destroying and betraying yourself for nothing all by yourself, handsome?

inexplicably the funniest thing in the world to me is when video game tooltips are also vaguely applicable to real life. i love when The Sims is like “keep your neighbors out by locking your door!” yes queen i will

this ones a classic even tho i really really really wish it was not

imagine the havoc you could reek if you got hold of a sand hannah-tizer, a device which could turn any grain of sand it touches into a full sized person named hannah. there are hundreds, thousands, TENS of thousands if not MILLIONS! of grains of sand. imagine if suddenly all the grains of san on earth became a person named hannah. do you know how many social security cards you'd need to print? you'd probably triple the number of living people named hannah. the chaos would have havoked!

[ID: a tweet (@/hedgehog_…) that reads, “are there any straight paramore fans”. a retweet by @/paramore reads, “Not this month there aren’t. Happy Pride everyone.” both tweets are dated June 2. /end ID]

before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

posting this on the first day of june so you all have plenty of time to gather your nerves and whatnot

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open

happy pride month to this post specifically