"idk i just like torbek LOL"

getting tumblr user to listen to rap by making mashups of it with undertale music like putting dog medicine in a slice of cheese so the dog eats it

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

on my "don't walk to metlife" post I kept seeing people say that drivers would "bergentruck" pedestrians on the turnpike and it turns out that that's a reference to an Undertale meme where a character purposefully runs over people, but the portion of the jersey turnpike that goes to metlife is bergen county, and I had just instantly accepted that there was a term specifically referring to jersey drivers from there. I didn't even question it. Neither would you, if you had ever driven there.

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

Wait is he saying that or is she

i love making art

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hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

stupid fuckin post. People have been making beer since before they even knew how to write and you think that they don’t like the way it tastes?

damn all that time and it still tastes really bad. huge L tbh

if i were a shrimp id be so embarrassed because everyone can see my poop line

when you want to play your video games but dont have the energy for it its like who wants to be my proxy that does the gameplay while i watch and make every decision in the game from the comfort of my bed