meow

Gonna pull you around by your belt loop like a leash

i was never meant to “study” or “work” my true purpose in life is actually to roll around in someone’s bed all day and wait for them to come home so i can get fucked and sleep like 15 hours a day

Men like you better when you act dumber than a dog

Life is easier and more rewarding when it's simplified for you

Dad who let's their little girl hump their thigh before bedtime so she can go to sleep cozy and warm and fuzzy in the head

actually when someone has a nice voice I'm not affected at all and it means nothing to me and you can talk all sweet and condescending in my ear and nothing happens. you could try it right now. I dare you actually. you should slide your hand into my panties while you do it just to be sure.

the thing about having a very sleepy little girl is that you have to molest her. you just have to. it will improve her sleep quality and give her very Weird Dreams and then she is gonna ask all sorts of questions you get to demonstrate by molesting her all over again.

Fun fact: you can keep your daughter as a pet!

call me kid while fucking the shit out of me

i need rough dad hands groping me right now <3

Awwwwww, you're so cute. You look like you would let me do anything to you in the hope that I would call you a good girl.

dry humping? what's that wet spot on your underwear then

Yeah mom we met on Tumblr dot com and he lets me sleep in a dog crate and call him Dad

omg that’s so creepy I can’t believe you’d say something like that *ears perking up like a dog* you’re such a perv

how to beg for attention without seeming pathetic