Something Witty

"she thinks this is bonding behavior" my friend this has BECOME your bonding behaviour

He looks so excited my God 🤣🤣

I looked at my oldest likes because apparently they let you do that now and tbh 16 year old me had decent taste in tumblr posts no notes

Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

i know fandom history that even I don’t care about

There is something sooo deeply American going on with Seattle Children’s Hospital that I think would brick the minds of everyone outside of the United States.

The CHILDRENS hospital has to restrict helipad landings because of noise complaints from the wealthy home owners living next to it. Only the most urgent patients can land directly at the hospital. While the other kids have to land a mile away and are taken to the hospital via ambulance. Which is an unnecessary risk to the child’s life and also makes the families pay for the helicopter AND ambulance.

I will forever respect Animorphs for tricking kids who are just really into animals to read a book series by going “Hey you, you daydream about what it’s like to be a dolphin or a bird or a wolf? Have I got a book for you!” and then slowly radicalizing them with 50+ books of “There are no winners in war. Whatever ‘victory’ you perceive comes at the cost of sacrificing your own morals and killing the part of you that is human. In the end you will resort to murder, torture and war crimes and the knowledge of what you have done will haunt you for as long as you live.”

average liberal voter's version of children having human rights tbh

just truly bonkers how much i love lying down……….like being horizontal? unparalleled

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

When I am president, I will abolish. There will no longer be any.

You have my

🫡 Thank you for your