i'm having an old friend for dinner

odysseus tying himself to the mast but he's doing some proto shibari type shit to make his tits look really good and his crew isn't saying anything but it's kind of hard not to notice

ill spend my twenties investigating the healing properties of salt i dont know about you guys

excuse me

Sorry op. That's my friend the Salt Vampire from the Star Trek episode "The Man Trap" which first aired in 1966. Blessings be upon you.

its just i dont feel blessed by its presence is all. sending love your way

nothing better than the wrong capitalization of Sie

#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which it will be destroyed’’#versus#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which YOU will be destroyed’’

Ich will das Twink vernichtet

what i love especially is the implication that these where socially acceptable acts in the 1990s

muscle tov

MUSCLE TOV IM SCREAMING 

i would make jeremy fragrance fall in love with me and then i would start having "attacks" of a mysterious illness and pay someone to pretend to be a doctor who tells jeremy that im allergic to alcohol and certain essential oils he needs to stop wearing perfume or i could die and then when he doesnt stop i fake my death and reappear to him as a ghost so he gets scared prays to god for salvation and i run off in a plume of smoke so he thinks it works and so he decides to become a monk and devote himself to god forever and then while hes in the monastery he realizes hes gay and runs off to live with another monk in the alps

People who fuck around on their laptops during lectures are so important I'm watching someone in front of me play tetris online enraptured

I’ll never forget the girl who was shopping for dildos mid lecture. She picked the one I wanted too

You can’t just leave this in the tags 🤣 @capacity2

I didn’t though….. it’s on the post u can see it right there I typed it onto the post

Does anyone want me

Dune

i just bought the hat

the hat has arrived

Not the town's name

That's the town name