Fuck it [swallows the sun]

people assume they know what a sandwich is. lunch meat, cheese, tomato, lettuce, mayonnaise. maybe bacon if you're fancy. they're all fools. your local deli would weep at what i create. i am building a sandwich that could immanentize the eschaton. i'm putting fruit on it. honey. lao gan ma. it's crunchy it's sweet it's spicy it's savory. this sandwich will fix me. it could fix you too, if you'd let it

the deranged, hubristic ranting that preceded the deli of babel being founded

when me and my partner would get high i would sometimes go “tv remote high” which is where i’d sit and start listing off new designs for tv remotes like “round and blue with one big red button in the middle” or “shaped like a purple witch with green stripes” before we realised i was just listing things i could envision as 2d shapes.

task manager kill this fucking thinbg

Gender is a performance and it’s time to play the music it’s time to light the lights it’s time to meet the muppets on the muppets show tonight

the next conclave is going to be called 2 con 2 clave and they have to elect 2 popes

Imagine being so bad of a catholic that the pope publically says you’re the worst one and then promptly dies after meeting you in person

I remember reading this as a kid, such a memorable story fr fr

cant find a working stream rn killing myself

@oonajaeadira