It’s Messy

sweatpants and tanktop is the lingerie of the proletariat

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

real yearners miss shit that never even happened

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society

they should make a type of mutual who lives close to you and enjoy taking walks together

”time heals all wounds” WRONG. it merely allows for infection.. it is Too late for me

(nudging my liege as we walk past some visibly poisonous black berries) don't they look scrumptious my liege

Thinking of succumbing to something later

aborted abortion doctor: yea thats what i woulda did

‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

Rattling the bars of my cage but you can tell my heart's not in it and I try to discreetly look down check my phone several times

kinda love this dynamic where ilya's like i get to have sex with anyone i want anytime i want and i also get to tell you about it while you visibly try to repress your feelings. but the second i think you might be having sex with someone else i am going to absolutely fucking spiral. epic crash out. because when I have sex it is empty and meaningless and utterly devoid of real emotional intimacy but you are a rule-following little dweeb who would still be a virgin if i hadn't deflowered you when we were like 18 so i fucking KNOW it means something to you!!!!!! the hypocrisy is delicious

ever since i learned abt the concept of networking i knew i was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way

i believe i can do everything in this life except feign interest and suck up to people