what.

me when i throw away an apple core: too bad i haven't any hogs. i could have put this in their trough.

Be Normal about Elves.

Be Normal about Elves.

I love how muppets walk I wish I could walk like that

I love how muppets walk I wish I could walk like that

Wrong: Darkness Beam Attack!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Good news!  Getting a good grade in crab is normal to want and possible to achieve!

smoking whatever made that hill silent

inhaling whatever made that resident evil

One of the only thing the 2000s had going for it was the mythbusters. Those dudes ruled, nobody hated the mythbusters, I mean they hated each other but nobody else hated the mythbusters

An entire generation of scientists, engineers, and psychos with access to amphetamines owe so much to them

when james baldwin said “you think your pain and your heartbreak are unprecedented in the history of the world, but then you read. it was books that taught me that the things that tormented me most were the very things that connected me with all the people who were alive, who had ever been alive.” I felt that big, big time

when james baldwin said “you read something which you thought only happened to you, and you discover that it happened 100 years ago to dostoyevsky. this is a very great liberation for the suffering, struggling person, who always thinks that he is alone. this is why art is important.” i felt that big, big time

Human beings b like. *sits and stares peacefully at a fire* *sits and stares peacefully at the ocean* *sits and stares peacefully at a sleeping animal*