"but the text never explicitly stated it!!!" hey, so that's actually what they tried to teach you in those english classes you barely passed 😁

when you have a 9-5 the weekend is basically just parole

can i be a big hater about something unrelated for a second

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

Theres no fucking way I just saw someone say "leftists dont exist anywhere in rural communities theyre all just pretending" i want to punch you in the teeth. Its always people not from rural communities who pretend they know all about them and when those of us from them try and speak up they shut us the fuck down like were ignorant and cant possibly know a thing about where were from.

i’ll forgive a fat girl for so many annoying things simply because i know how fucking miserable it is to be a fat girl. like. you dont get to exist freely and with any joy until you go through a decades long soul search full of extreme emotional pain OR you nearly kill yourself to become something society might accept. or you toughen up after years of bullying forced you to be more confident. literally there is no painless route to being a fat girl in your 20 somethings. so like. fat girls can be annoying as a treat. you have all been annoying our whole lives

this goes quadruple for fat black girls and fat trans girls btw. literally do not try to tell me anything they do is cringe cuz i’ll demolish you with my giant ass

ok ill bite. whats hockey

I was born in the exact right generation I love being an unmarried woman in my twenties with my own bank account and no children

[GD: someone slam dunk-ing a basketball.]

jordan . It’s Michael jordan

idgaf if i get fired charlie kirk deserved to get shot my full name is jensen ross ackles from unemployed

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

holy shit is that kate bush