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affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore

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cutecipher

having a stern talk with Ricky about drinking.

rickybabyboy

is a hearty milk cow a new type of vicious tiger?

rickybabyboy

finally a real expert

rickybabyboy

can i get some respect?!

knightofleo

😾

jackdawsfavorite

bonus

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moldavite

when i lived in england i literally thought i was asexual bc i was so grossed out by everyone

this is so fucking funny. real as hell

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bogleech

The christian family in these memes (which are absolutely all over facebook these days) genuinely do always look miserable. Who the fuck is relating to these stock mormon farm cultists. That is a couple who made love only once in pitch darkness with bags on their heads then celebrated the pregnancy with a feast of uncooked potatoes and warm tapwater. The baby seems intrigued though. Maybe only by the bottle of pills??

sunshine-tattoo

Could not leave this in the tags <3

byjove

the awe on her little face, she just realized there is hope

dailyhistoryposts

pangur-and-grim

I think this website is really weird about nonbinary people

humandryersheet

Cis people are allowed to be weird with their gender a lot more than NB people and it sucks ass.

Like, I'm an amab NB who's been on estrogen for 6 years and sometimes likes to flatten my chest. People on the internet get BIG MAD whenever I bring that up

#originally put this as a comment #but it got enough traction that I'm gonna put it as a reblog #about me

tahthetrickster

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

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pangur-and-grim

my welcome committee! I got many little licks on my hand

mgs5

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

lowpawly

this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me

lowpawly

alright by popular demand here is more toddler traumacore

canine-cavalier

epicsause-official

just got an idea for a banger couples shirts design

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bob-artist

Yes this is a serious, sobering story and I am an extremely big fan of leaving viral famous animals the f alone so that they don't end up getting killed or euthanized.

But also, this is the best article I've ever read.

stjohnstarling

Who wants to get fucked up on the green neolithic slime that makes you hallucinate to death?

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