The Human Dryer Sheet

this is so fucking funny. real as hell

The christian family in these memes (which are absolutely all over facebook these days) genuinely do always look miserable. Who the fuck is relating to these stock mormon farm cultists. That is a couple who made love only once in pitch darkness with bags on their heads then celebrated the pregnancy with a feast of uncooked potatoes and warm tapwater. The baby seems intrigued though. Maybe only by the bottle of pills??

Could not leave this in the tags <3

Like, I'm an amab NB who's been on estrogen for 6 years and sometimes likes to flatten my chest. People on the internet get BIG MAD whenever I bring that up

my welcome committee! I got many little licks on my hand

this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me

alright by popular demand here is more toddler traumacore

Who wants to get fucked up on the green neolithic slime that makes you hallucinate to death?

happy thursday