world's most beautiful worm

forget baby fever, the perceived need to grab any piece of free furniture you see in your 20s is unreal

robert pattinson could do the social network and andrew garfield could do twilight

snooooorkmimimi if im honest

the communist man of pesto

anyways. When can I start screaming

merry 9/11 to those who celebrate

when is it MY turn to fall in insane all consuming mutual love with somebody

people saying “but healthy of course!” no. i hope you die i hope we both die. if we fall in love you better be prepared to kill me as well

“i could fix him” could you fix me instead? i’m suffering

People be like oh you’re in your 20s you have a whole life to live but I already feel as if I’ve missed every opportunity and made all the wrong decisions and it’s just fucked now

“i could fix him” could you fix me instead? i’m suffering