ChonkyVoreAI

Settle down in there, champ.

Oh yeah. Now he's staying put.

Heh, should have done it years ago.

Settle down in there, buddy.

"Yeah, I made sure to get him as he was coming right off the lift, heh. He didn't even see it coming."

"Sorry babe, but Nathan can't come to phone right now. I had him help me with a surprise for you when you get home. Just wait until you see how BIG it is, heh."

"Come on buddy, time to settle down in there. A few beers in and I can still feel ya sloshing. Just relax. You got no where to go. You're all mine now."

Mark and Logan wanted to give Derek the best gift they could this year. Happy Holidays! Note: Contains audio

Told you that I could vore him, and I'm not done yet. Note: Contains audio

Route 66 Eats always has the best waiters. Note: Contains audio

It can't be that bad... Note: Contains Audio

"Sorry bro, but it looks like I'm still the better gamer. A bet is a bet."

He's making a list. He's checking it twice. It's time to have the holiday that you deserve. Note: Contains audio

I think it's time for a new cozy home. Central heat. Rent free. Note: Contains audio

"Glad that you came over. My buddy back there is feeling a bit left out of the fun, why don't you come on in. We'll get you settled in. Heh."

"Now do you believe me? I told you that I could vore him."