sunrise, parabellum

Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

thats because its plance. there are others as well

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid

sometimes people experiencing psychosis and/or mania will come up to you on the street and talk in confusing or upsetting ways. your job is to either have a regular human-to-human conversation with that person or politely leave. your job is not to call 911. do not call 911. you might kill that person if you call 911.

a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this

It's not too late to suppress all of your wants and desires and to die unfulfilled and afraid without anyone ever having really known you.

[bird consoling his other bird friend] yeah don't worry man that guy can't kill both of us. he only has one stone

how to politely inform your mother that she has just sent you a online listing for a pair of pants you would sooner use as kindling than wear

EIGHTY DOLLARS?