lux siderum ducitur

xkit can't save you from this one. sorry.

as my final act of love, I will swallow every "please stay" and turn it into silence so you don't feel trapped by my ache

ok but she was literally doing the JE TELEPHONE A LA POLICE meme

I really can’t believe I’ve been on this hell site for 8 years

Impart me in your wisdom of ancient times

one time there was a tumblr user with the url “pizza” and she would just comment on any text post about pizza saying “omg that’s me” and then we found out she had an entire tag dedicated to saying the n word

One time somebody paid $750 for the url ‘hi’ and got deleted in less than a year for promoting weight loss scams

too much to document, but god damn we can try

Seeing that this was from 2019 is like how ancient Egypt had people who studied even more ancient versions of Egypt.

How wonderful!

haha not much! mostly I've been sprawled on these cathedral steps while spitting out the blood and screaming, "someone save us!" What about you, what have you been up to?

SERIOUSLY! I just wanna DO THE TASK! Instead, brain can only THINK about doing it and how I SHOULD be doing it! At least let me turn my guilt function off, it’s not even doing anything except make me feel bad.

idk what neurodivergent young adult needs to hear this but you are NOT supposed to give 100% at your job. I've gotten more promotions and raises since I started giving 40-60%, which my evil CEO uncle informed me is what bosses actually expect when they say 110%. My mental health has improved tremendously. I've spent 2 out of 5 workdays secretly writing my novel for the last 2 years and I've never been more respected and appreciated. Also--when you see glaring wasteful errors in the company's operating systems, say absolutely nothing! Embrace inefficiency. It is your friend in this capitalist hellscape.

Finish a task? Nay, I am and remain unacquainted with her.