sweet

Is this what tik tok is really intended for!

You are a fool. When you walk clown music plays. 

You know who we don’t make fun of enough? Those dudes who can’t cook and don’t wash their asscracks but are convinced that they’d be the sole survivor of a zombie apocalypse

I forget where, but I once saw the most devastating line on this phenomenon: “You think you’re Mad Max, but you’re just one of the skulls in the pyramid in the background.”

That moment when you think serviving in the apocalypse is just holding a gun

There’s a whole genre called soft apocalypse about people who can cook/hunt/do mechanical work/clean and knit that kinda regrow and rework the world. it’s good stuff, oft found in manga

There’s this group of zombie preppers here. They run drills, meet at the gun range and have a survival course they charge people for. They even have logos on the side of their cars. I called them once because I thought that might be a fun thing to do for a weekend. I asked them questions about soil and water purification. Their plan was to steal bottled water from other survivors and then capture the desalination plant. None of them knew how to run it. One of them was a ranch worker who thought he might be able to grow crops, but he didn’t know that corporately modified seeds are designed to NOT yield. I asked them also the same thing I ask everyone in a disaster scenario. Where’s your nuclear engineer and how do you plan on stopping the inevitable breakdown of unmanned nuclear power plants which have a stand-alone self maintenance life of three years …. No one ever has an answer for that one. These guys certainly didn’t. I mean I’m not really expecting these guys to really know this stuff, and I don’t actually expect a Zombie apocalypse. but what I do want to prepare for is these morons LARPing their way through an actual disaster scenario and getting more people killed because they think they can shoot civilization back to life. We have to be prepper preppers…. Which is bullshit.

This is my favorite thing ever. I have said we need linguistics to talk to other people, hunters, foragers, etc. Guns only last until the bullets run out because these people don’t know how to make bullets. And I know how to knit.

I think I’m going to move up my spinning lessons and start reading more about animal husbandry just in case

Ah, all true. But also? Available weapons are best if needed. Bullets run out. Other things need charged. But a good walking stick? It can be a deadly weapon for defense. Hey, even those knitting needles are a better option for self defense in close range, and multi purpose!

I suspect there is a lot of overlap between this kind of prepper and the people who think taxation is theft and that taxes have never done anything for them.

Survival was neurodivergent :)

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me

Unfollow me too

this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice

and if you call pedophilia an “orientation” or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire. 

I just lost 50 followers.. bye

clearing out the trash

GO ON AND S M A S H THAT UNFOLLOW BUTTON

BUHBYE U McNASTIES

I’ve seen this circulating forever and genuinely thought “no way do I have any of them following me” until this week when it turned out I had all these fuckin “MAP” (pedophile) followers sad to find out I’m an “anti” (normal person) Please leave and also please get guinea worm.

I really hope no one that follows me is like this but for real, if you are, please unfollow.

Ditto

In case you didn’t get the message, if you’re into kids unfollow me; if you’re not into kids, reblog this!!!

Buh bye, no thanks

Csa survivor with zero time, patience, or tolerance for pedos/MAPs/apologists/whateverthefuck you sick fucks are calling yourselves.

PEDOPHILES, MAY YOU KINDLY FUCK OFF

i arrive at the gay bar in full butch getup and i look like super hot like trust me and i start buying chocolate milk for the femmes at the bar…..between my striking good looks and my generosity concerning tasteful dairy products i have impressed them greatly and after an hour of chatting I make my move. i reach into my pocket and remove a large, gorgeous lichen affixed to a piece of bark from its protective herbarium packet that I have concealed in my pants pocket. “it’s a symbiotic relationship between a fungus and an algae,” i begin,

You say shitpost but I swear to god I would pick up the U-haul on our way home from the bar don’t try me

yalls idea of what feral women look like is absolutely baffling. yall see some clean cut girl stab someone and go oop! feral. go watch some dirk gently and come back later

so can we get a link to the table or what

oh man, remember how john green has a This Machine Kills Fascists sticker on his laptop despite never in his life even thinking about doing anything subversive  

Honest to god I could write entire books on the fucked up little micro societies that exist solely in isolated gmod servers

my buddy and I were crawling some servers on gmod one day, just dinking around and being mild nuisances. we found one server where everyone had some ridiculous rank/title–various mythical creatures and wizards and stuff. We bothered someone badly enough (probably made a big mess of barrels or something) that we got put in jail, but we weren’t really interested in playing gmod as much as just goofing off, so we hung around the server for a while. the residents were chatting pretty casually, until someone, in a frantic tone, says “Janus is coming! We need to get this place cleaned up!” Janus logs in, and he has the title of God. Someone sheepishly asks “hey what’s up Janus?” Janus replies with an ear-splittingly loud buzzing static noise that drowns every sound on the server out. me and my buddy absolutely lost our minds

This is so important. 

SLAMS that reblog

This is amazing @sexuallymonsterous you are a good person for putting this list together. 

We are the last generation who can hear from these survivors directly. Do not take that lightly. Do not waste that opportunity. Do not forget your freedom isn’t infinitely guarenteed. And do not, do not, let it happen again.

Really truly, watch the video, reblog it. Teaching about the holocaust is so necessary for our generation before it slips under the rug and people forget about it.