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If you would like to help out a server when at a restaurant, here’s a guide on how to leave dishes on the table!
1) Scrape off all remaining food onto one plate, if possible. Napkins, straws, etc. can also be placed here. If there isn’t enough room with one plate, use two. Stack the remaining plates on top of one another, from largest to smallest. 2) Pour all the drinks into one cup (if there is too much then use more cups, similar to plates.) Then, stack the empty cups into one another.
3) gather all remaining reusable utensils and either place them on a plate that isn’t being used for trash, or put them in one of the empty cups.
Now, this setup allows servers to scrape all the food into the trash at once, and pour all the drinks out at once. Stacking the plates also allows for a server to take more dishes at the same time, meaning the tables are turned over quicker and the next person can be seated faster. This is a huge help! It should look something like this:
Please be wary of things not to do when trying to clean a table:
Please do not stuff napkins or other trash into cups. That just means they have to dig out the trash with their hands. Just put it on a plate.
If you are arriving at a Seat Yourself restaurant, please do NOT sit at a dirty table. You don’t know what the last people that ate there were like. I’ve seen a man eat while very clearly sick, then a family sit their toddler at the dirty table and the kid put their mouth on the dirty cup the man was drinking out of. All you are doing is putting more pressure on the staff and putting yourself in danger.
If, for whatever reason, you do decide to sit at a dirty table or hover over it while it’s being cleaned, do NOT try and “help” by cleaning the table. Once again, servers usually have access to a sink only a few feet away to repeatedly wash their hands at. You do not. It also puts pressure on the server and can feel passive aggressive, like you’re implying they aren’t doing things quickly enough for your liking.
If you don’t want to scrape the food from plates together, then don’t stack them. People will sometimes just stack the plates together when there is still food in between them, and all it means is that I have to unstick the plates and scrape food off of both sides.
Please do not leave any bodily fluids on the table. This means no bandages, no bloody or snotty tissues, no unwrapped gum, etc. Try and find a trash can to throw those things away yourself. Bodily fluids can spread disease. I had a customer unwrap his bloodied bandage from his arm to change it out on the table, and then leave it for me to clean.
Follow these things, and you can make it so much easier for a server!
The phrase "burger flippers" is wild to me because like if you actually work back of house food service its actually insane to imagine anyone just sitting there occasionally flipping a burger, and I have to imagine that the person who calls someone else "a burger flipper" straight up cant cook and clean for themselves and has never had to really work a tough job a day in their life.
That seems unlikely given all the people who use that phrase, but I guess they must be separating their own experience from another's?
Because if you've cooked Thanksgiving or something in your own home you KNOW being a line cook is not just "flipping burgers."
Thats WHY you are going out to eat, because YOU are too exhausted to cook yourself ONE burger, so you're willing to spend extra money to have someone else do that LABOR for you. It's valuable to you. They are FEEDING YOU.
And you not just insult them for it but want their entire life to be miserable for it?! Like, cant pay for cancer treatment, cant afford to EAT well themselves, miserable?
So, what, you can feel like sitting at a computer typing into some excel spreadsheets makes you superior?
....Oh was I reductive about YOUR job?
I am so fucking sick of this job I am going to fucking lose my shit
Son Mi and the Strange City
As you may know, some of us have formed the New Albion Project Squad and begun creating a podfic based on the original Astonishing Tales of the Highly Improbable. Our first episode has just launched, and we're happy to introduce the beginning of this project to all of you.
We have released the fully performed podfic (with subtitles) on YouTube: Son Mi and the Strange City - Part 1
And the transcript will be uploaded to AO3: Son Mi Script

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Doodles/sketchs I made while figuring out what I want marjolein to look like
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The banner i made for @newalbionprojectsquad ! The first episode should be out by now, go check it out!
devastating: most misogynistic comic book writer you know accidentally made a really compelling female character
it is up to you to rescue her
one of the things that makes autism a disability (and why some of us choose to label it as such rather than an “alternate neurotype”) is the stress.
part of autism is just being incredibly stressed. overstimulation? stress. holding a conversation? stress. something happening to our schedule? stress. people talk about how often autism is recognized and diagnosed via our stress responses (like meltdowns) because it is just so common to see autistic people stressed because of lack of accommodations to how our brains work.
and this matters because stress kills. stress causes a lot of health issues, or it can trigger pre-existing ones by making certain chronic conditions flare up. i once had a psychiatrist very unhelpfully tell me i “just need to manage my stress” when the stress i was describing was things i could not avoid in neurotypical society and can’t “just get over”. i can do “self care” all i like but i cannot at the very base level change the way my brain inputs information and reacts accordingly.
i only learned this year that loud noises aren’t physically painful for other people. i have lived 34 years in a world in which my friends and family regularly physically hurt me at random just by shouting, and i thought everyone else just thought i was kind of a wimp for not dealing with the pain as well as they did.
like. loud noises physically hurt. it’s like a static shock from my ears to my spine that doesn’t stop until the volume goes back down. i thought we all agreed that ‘that’s too loud!’ and covering our ears meant ‘ouch!’. turns out i’ve been dealing with a stressor almost no one else has, my whole life, alone.
autistic people have to keep functioning through debilitating levels of stress that no one else in their life acknowledges or helps them with. it’s no wonder that their most visible ‘tells’ are breakdowns.
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The answer to "How did these Ancient People do this????" is basically always
1. A lot of dudes. Just a ton of fucking people from beginning to end of the process.
2. Ancient people weren't stupid, they just figured shit out the same way we do: fuck around until you find out.
3. We're gonna plan this out and it's gonna take ten fucking years, and you will cope.
4. Sticks and string are surprisingly versatile and can be used for a variety of purposes, like moving stuff and making sure things are even and go in the spot you wanted to put them in!
5. I want to make this easier and more efficient to move. If I put this on the round thing and push, it will move. If I put this in water, it will move. If I get some animals and rope and have a whole bunch of them drag it, it will move. All of these things are a better option than one guy trying to pick the whole fucking thing up.
No safety regulations
No weekends
Child labor
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"The king said to do it"
History does not record the stupid megaprojects that failed
Girl, you are a dream today ✨
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Project Requests
NAPS is a community in the shaperaverse fandom where we try to organise creative collaborations with some degree of decent management. We hope to encourage collaboration and teamwork.
Because of this, we hope to bring to life ideas from the wider community! We would love to accept episode and project suggestions for NAPS to work on. Whether your suggestions are related to the current main project (Forgotten Tales of the Odd and Unlikely) or a new project (such as a flowering musical or fanfic) feel free to suggest them! (Limited to Shaperaverse because we are a Shaperaverse fan group after all). Please note that just because you suggest something, it may not be done, and if it is done, it may not match what you originally imagined.
Request/Suggestion Guidelines:
Public requests (replies to this post or asks on this blog):
Shipping fics are fine
Must be safe for work
Post canon/au are fine
Private requests (DMs to the blog)
Not safe for work is fine
Other guidelines apply
You can also DM us to request access to the discord server, although the link is permanently in the promo channel in the NADS discord server.
We hope to bring more fan works to the community and create a collaborative and fun space!
The podcast project sounds really cool! Do you know where I can find a transcript?
Hi,
We'll be posting the scripts to AO3 under a pseud called "New Albion Project Squad" set up by @underwhelming-universe / @dreams-of-omniciidee
We hope you enjoy it, the first transcript should be posted sometime within the next few days
A lil audio teaser for all of you! Thanks to @cathoderaytubemonitor and Fork, General Manager(Also known as Carolynthe.great on discord) for editing. Big thanks to @i-will-survive-you for her performance as Lloyd Allen! We'll be posting the first episode tomorrow, can't wait for you to listen!

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About us!
A blog created by fans of Paul Shapera to use as a way to upload various projects, beginning with "Forgotten Tales of the Odd and Unlikely," a fan sequel of the "Astonishing Tales of the Highly Improbable" podcast series. More info will be released shortly and we hope you enjoy <3
This blog is non-canon fan works, aiming to cover parts of the canon universe that have not been fleshed out. Please do not assume any of the works on this channel are canon. To listen to Paul Shapera's works, search "Paul Shapera" on any music platform or use the links below to see his bandcamp and youtube channel.
Paul's YouTube: youtube.com/@paul_shapera
Paul's Bandcamp: https://mochalab.bandcamp.com/
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