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There are many fun reasons to have a character avoid using guns, but I think "this otherwise-awesome fighter is a really terrible shot" is an underappreciated one. Yes, they're available in my setting and would work against my enemies. No, I don't have a moral code against them or a power that makes them redundant. I just can't aim for shit!

In general IMO the more badass and hypercompetent a character is, the more they're enriched by having one skill they're just absolutely hopeless at. Terrible shot, terrible liar, terrible dancer, no poker face, no sense of direction, can't drive, can't swim, can't cook, can't read, always broke, always late, always falls for a certain trick...

i hate the bone snake

Everybody UP! Up UP! The bone snake calls!

the puppetshade chronicles, also known as: Jenna can not have one good day or the narrative will explode

I personally believe that all humans have psychic abilities. We are just really really bad at it

catching up on Dracula Daily and … I do not think it is a coincidence that the book goes straight from Dracula’s three brides to Lucy’s three suitors. The book keeps saying: Dracula Polycule Bad, Human Polycule Good. But The Two Things Are Essentially The Same.