i’m the leaver. i will leave

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

scientists have made a breakthrough in the cultivation of christobacteria from samples left on the holy grail, bringing us one step closer to a vaccine against divinity

mayor of sleepytown just declared emergency nap time for right now so thats why im nodding off if you mustt know. i have things to do but who am i to decline the mayor

fell asleep 5 minutes after posting this btw

i see your "i dislike characters who talk like theyve been in therapy its more fun when they dont know whats going on" but i raise you "theyve been in therapy for a decade and theyve read all the scholarly articles on the topic they know exactly whats wrong with them and yet they cant logic and reason and rationalise their way out of their mental illness and its driving them insane because they shouldve gotten better years ago and they feel like theyre on square one"

like in all seriousness your fangs look beautiful in this lighting. But we have to focus

"I asked it but it said no so the mystery is still unsolved" how have you survived to adulthood?

supermarkets should have benches

everywhere should have benches

firm believer you can't be a ''good person''. too much niuance to life.

you can be good (adjective) but you cannot be good (identity)

if you think you are good (identity) you are more likely to cause harm as you don't consider yourself to be capable of it

Can’t go a day without seething in rage about how “Woke” was coined to discuss the pervasive nature of antiblack racism throughout all societies and got so fucking mangled by the white masses across all political spectrums that it practically doesn’t mean anything anymore. It’s almost a joke of itself.

Some old white politician or comedic: I'm being so anti woke right now!