PIECE OF JUNK

yesterday? blorbo stuff. today? blorbo stuff. tomorrow? you'll never guess

chikorita gets clowned on a lot for its shit stats and a movepool i would be hard-pressed to describe as "extant" but designwise it's really evocative. it begs the kind of questions that make pokemon so magical: what IF a lima bean was a small dog. what IF instead of a head it had like. a weird nub. with an anime face on it. what if it could throw a fistful of razors across the room

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

hey man can i bum a couple of fire arrows

you have a disgusting storytelling addiction

It’s true. It goes back a long way, too. It all started when…

my doctor told me i have to do PT this fucking sucks

these exercises are sooo monotonous like i keep walking down the same hallway over and over 🙄

who was that.

the fucking fetus in the sink won't accept my insurance

me in the echo chamber: exactlyyy, literallyyyy

basically my favorite thing to do is imagine The Character in some sort of situation of terrible emotional turmoil. it’s like enrichment for me

my ability to be both a sweetie pie and a sick pervert will lead me to great things

not naming names but some of you are so creative and talented it's an honor to have you in my phone