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Sweet Seals For You, Always
Sade Olutola

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Jules of Nature
Peter Solarz
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ

NASA
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
we're not kids anymore.
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I hate it one of the few people who truly understands me is a fucking asshole
(no, this is not me sending this.)
Have to get this thought out of my system, but Flowery would absolutely be the type of person to send those fuckass sparkly flowery (ha) overloaded grandma ahh whatsapp gifs for good morning/good night, every single holyday ever and probably every day too
are. are you so embarrassed about wanting to kiss the pretty flower man that you have divorced yourself from your physical body and identity? that's a new one!!! 😂😂😂
omg that's so CUTE, headcanon accepted!!! Flowery absolutely peppers all of his messages with flower emojis too 💐🌻🌸🌹🌷 ooh, what about kaomoji? i think he'd be very partial to ^_^ !!!!
My car thinks it’s smarter than me, and I find that really sad. Like, it’ll scream at me with its sensors when a car is turning in front of me.
“ONCOMING CAR!!! You WILL die!!!”
Meanwhile my “can’t do high school math” ass is just like “nah” and I’m always right.
That’s got to be infuriating if you’re my car. Like you’re a machine powerful enough to have been considered a supercomputer in any time but our own, and you’re still outclassed in computation by a hairless ape who was turned down from taking high school calculus for being too bad at math. It’s using all the power at its disposal to stop me from dying, meanwhile, I’m thinking about what I’ll eat for lunch and humming along to the radio, and I still win in this battle of mathematical perception. It’s gotta suck.
I always liked Kris and Susie, but with each passing chapter I fall more and more in love with Ralsei. Like Susie is a character you’re immediately endeared to after her arc in chapter 1, and Kris you’re like “what have I done to this poor child.”
Their angst is clear and apparent within the first chapter.
Ralsei’s veneer of perfect fluffy boy NPCdom fools you into thinking he’s less complex/not as tortured as the other two characters, but as you see the cracks, and watch him come closer to shatter in chapters 4 and 5 OH GOD.
Like I am on the Ralsei train fully now.
Couldn’t leave this in the tags.

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I want a ReactBot PA system in my house. Whenever any door opens, whenever anyone goes too long without speaking, whenever I push a button: there he is in all his glory.
Grabbing some milk from the fridge: I MISS THE OLD SMOSH
Awkward silence in conversation: WHAT CAN'T WOMEN DO?
Trying to sleep: THERE'S NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT 9/11
Please Jack F. Douglass, I need this in my life. Make my dreams come true. Make my boy real.
calling ringo woke is funny because he has the worst political views out of all of them, especially within the past 15 years😬 not only is he an illiterate wifebeater but he also wanted out of brexit and refused to pay taxes like hes not a multimillionaire
/s
In all fairness, the role of illiterate wifebeater could really be filled by any of the Beatles. Ringo was the Ringo of the Beatles, and thus I didn't put much thought into where I placed him.
The existence of carpenter bees implies the existence of many other bees with other diversified trade skills.
Plumber bees?
What about stone-masonry bees??
Electrician bees???
The possibilities are truly endless, and the Bee world has never had more diversified labor. It’s bee-autiful.
I’ve come to realize that my headcannon voice for the floradinns is just Bubble from TADC. I don’t know how to feel about it.

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The Frogs of Milton-Freewater Oregon
Do NOT let their asses on Jimmy Fallon
I just broke my computer monitor and ran my AirPods through the laundry in the space of 30 minutes. My body is a machine that turns money into broken electronics. Tomorrow, I plan to throw my laptop into oncoming traffic. 
Shoutout to the woman in the Audi three parking spaces away from me who just watched with horror as I devoured a Taco Bell chicken taco in three bites. It wasn’t a great taco. I saw the fear in her eyes.
Just saw a sick ass bird. Rest in peace #JaneFonda
Just came to my attention that Jane Fonda is still alive. #flyhigheventuallybutnotnowhopefully
Just saw a sick ass bird. Rest in peace #JaneFonda

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Best Paul?
Paul McCartney (John Lennon’s Wife)
Paul (Bible)
Mrs. Pauling (Team Fortress Two)
Paul Pogba (France)
Paul Bearer (Cemetery)
What do you think ET would taste like if you grilled and ate him? My guess is #beef