Born without the gene that makes you want to listen to other people’s DnD campaigns

Happy pride month to him

(getting a taste of my own medicine) actually this is okay. Is this what you guys have bene whining about? Jesus christ

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

the problem with fantasyposting on here is the amount of people who try to "um actually" you on the basis that your post doesn't comply with the rules/mechanics/worldbuilding of dungeons and dragons

spongebob and patrick deserve what they go through with Squidward sometimes because they don't ever respect that squid's boundaries

i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

If I was a tree, I would use my mycelium network to spread lies for clout

“nobody wants to work anymore” yeah because everyone wants to kill themselves

Like I find it hard to think of a position that more succinctly communicates "I never think about where anything comes from or how it's produced or how it's disposed of or the environmental costs of any steps in that process unless there's some sort of moral panic telling me to be concerned about it" than thinking that the "AI" part of "ads made with AI" is the part that's bad for the environment.