are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

*trying to come up with rules for my new society after successfully leading the revolution* why don’t we just repurpose 5e

if you’re frightened about the viability of art as labor and your survival and fulfillment you should want to turn those feelings into a critique of labor itself and of capital. rushing to defend the survival of a petit bourgeois artist class as something integral to the existence of art is ultimately probably not going to save you and the expansion of property based law that paradigm is bound in is simply further restricting art to value production

every time i see an author express this kind of sentiment they write the worst, most forgettable, pulp-worthy, landfill destined garbage ever made. this law of reality continues to hold strong

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

So how much longer are we gonna pretend "higher than normal call volume" is a thing that exists. I think its normal call volume actually and you just arent hiring enough people. I think if you experience higher than normal for a very long time its no longer higher than normal its just normal and youve failed to adjust accordingly

I hate when I crave and want and desire like girl if you don’t shut the fuck up and stare at the wall

To the tumblr user who I just blocked, I hope you at least know (if you're not a bot, which I suspect you might be) that 'can I get your mom's linkedin' is, like, a generational innovation in negging

fucking around for three days and then making a herculean effort on day four that restores your average progress to what a moderately inept person would have achieved with consistent effort, that’s what it’s all about.

dress up is one of the most important pillars of gameplay that is often ignored by game developers to disasterous results

if I'm ever in the same room as the google CEO I'm attempting murder