it’s not gay if your girlfriends are watching

what is the edmonton polycule

too lovey dovey for this world i’m afraid

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

my noble and wise rare pair vs your crazy reaching stupid crack ship

*finally manages to get the gag out of my mouth* do you think im a good nice hostage or a bad stupid hostage

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

[desperately horny voice] haha yeah did you know that studies have shown that vocal expressions of pain actually increase your pain tolerance? yeah, even if it's volitional, you should really be making lots of loud noises while you're in pain. please. if you want we can even practice right now.

what if we cuddled for so long we were both warm and we smelled like each other. what then.

I’m addicted to reading my own posts I have the best blog ever